PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mustafa Al Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hidalgo Montoya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Turd's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jump on It. Hidalgo Montoya acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Al Turd
vs
Montoya

170 cm
22
166 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

178 cm
21
167 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mustafa Al Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hidalgo Montoya!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Leandro Rodrigues and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montoya fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Al Turd scores with a leg kick.
Montoya throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Al Turd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Montoya is out of range and Al Turd settles back down.
Al Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Montoya throws the left hand but Al Turd avoids the punch easily.
Al Turd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Montoya.
Montoya keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Al Turd.
Montoya waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Al Turd.

Montoya clinches with his opponent.
A nice left hand lands by Montoya.
Montoya misses with a hook to the ribs.
Montoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Montoya.
A short right from Montoya.
Al Turd misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Montoya misses with a punch on the inside.
Montoya has a couple of punches blocked by Al Turd.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Montoya doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Montoya misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Turd throws a head punch that misses.
Montoya doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Montoya misses with a punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Al Turd.
Montoya lands a body shot.
Al Turd misses with a punch to the body.
Al Turd can't find room to land a body shot as Montoya controls the action.
Montoya lands a nice uppercut.
Montoya is leaning against Al Turd and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Montoya swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Montoya digs a right hand into Al Turd's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Al Turd's gas tank.
Montoya misses with a short punch on the inside.
Al Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Al Turd works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from Al Turd fails to land.
Montoya scores with a hook to the body.
Montoya blocks a body shot from Al Turd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Montoya.
Montoya lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Al Turd misses with a body punch.
Al Turd lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Al Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Al Turd - that landed with a thud.
Montoya blocking some punches.
Al Turd tries to work over Montoya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Al Turd tries a body shot but Montoya blocks it.
Montoya misses with a body punch.
Al Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Montoya uses good head movement to avoid it.
Al Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Montoya tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Al Turd's elbow.
Montoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Montoya.
Al Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Al Turd misses with a body punch.
Al Turd lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right from Montoya on the inside.
Montoya misses with a punch to the body.
Al Turd blocks a body shot from Montoya.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Al Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Al Turd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Montoya misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Al Turd.
Montoya throws a head punch that misses.
Montoya presses Al Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Al Turd can't find room to land a body shot as Montoya controls the action.
Al Turd misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Montoya.
Montoya is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Al Turd is defending well for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Al Turd takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Mustafa Al Turd has been cut.
Al Turd misses with a punch on the inside.
Al Turd misses with a body punch.
Montoya lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Al Turd tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Montoya goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Montoya.
A head punch on the inside from Al Turd fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Montoya.
Montoya misses with a punch on the inside.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Montoya working aggressively here.
Montoya tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Al Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Montoya misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Al Turd.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Montoya lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Al Turd backwards.
Montoya blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hidalgo Montoya dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mustafa Al Turd's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Al Turd tries to clinch up.
An inside leg kick from Al Turd misses.
Montoya throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Al Turd on the side of the head.
Montoya connects with a crisp jab.
Montoya keeps the fight on the outside.
Al Turd misses with a body punch
and Montoya counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Al Turd thinking.
Montoya uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A slow jab from Montoya misses its intended target.
Al Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab from Montoya.
Montoya looks to score with a jab to the body but Al Turd is just out of range.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Al Turd goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Al Turd fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Al Turd rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Montoya moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Montoya misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Montoya throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Good exchange - Al Turd coming out on top.
A good leg kick by Al Turd.
Montoya misses the shot to the body.
Montoya misses the shot to the body.
Al Turd walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Al Turd swings for the body but Montoya moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Montoya throws a solid leg kick but Al Turd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Montoya.
Al Turd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Montoya will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Montoya keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Montoya drives through and clinches with Al Turd against the cage.
Montoya blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Montoya lands with a left to the head.
Montoya misses with the head strike.
Montoya throws a head punch that misses.
Montoya misses with a body punch.
Montoya scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Montoya misses with the head strike.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Al Turd digs a right hand into Montoya's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Montoya's gas tank.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Montoya.
Al Turd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Al Turd blocks a body shot from Montoya.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd misses with some punches.
Al Turd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Montoya - that landed with a thud.
Al Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Montoya or not.
Al Turd working aggressively here.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Montoya doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Montoya lands with a right to the head.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Al Turd tries to work over Montoya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Al Turd can't find room to land a body shot as Montoya controls the action.
Montoya struggles to land a body shot inside as Al Turd controls his hands.
Montoya can't find room to land a body shot as Al Turd controls the action.
Montoya tries a body shot but Al Turd blocks it.
Montoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Al Turd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Montoya misses with a body punch.
Montoya misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Montoya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Al Turd scores with a hook to the body.
Montoya struggles to land a body shot inside as Al Turd controls his hands.
Montoya tries to throw a body punch but Al Turd avoids it by throwing Montoya back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Al Turd.
Nice body punch from Al Turd.
Montoya tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Montoya.
Montoya tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Montoya blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Montoya prevents a body shot from Al Turd.
Montoya tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Al Turd struggles to land a body shot inside as Montoya controls his hands.
Montoya prevents a body shot from Al Turd.
Al Turd tries to throw a body punch but Montoya avoids it by throwing Al Turd back against the cage.
Montoya misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Montoya works on Al Turd's body with a couple of short punches.
Montoya misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Al Turd.
Montoya prevents a body shot from Al Turd.
Al Turd presses Montoya against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Al Turd lands a body punch.
Al Turd blocking some punches.
Montoya misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Al Turd.
Montoya misses with the head strike.
Montoya throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Montoya lands a left hand.
Al Turd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Montoya's elbow.
Al Turd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Montoya backwards.
Al Turd misses with a punch to the body.
Al Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Al Turd tries a body shot but Montoya blocks it.
Montoya doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mustafa Al Turd will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mustafa Al Turd's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Al Turd tries to clinch there but Montoya circles away.
Montoya ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Some wild striking there from Al Turd.
Montoya moves away from the strike by Al Turd.
Al Turd misses with a shot to the body

and Montoya counters by clinching up.
Hidalgo Montoya seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Al Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Montoya blocks a body shot from Al Turd.
Al Turd blocks an uppercut.
Montoya blocks an uppercut.
Al Turd stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Montoya swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Montoya swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Al Turd tries to work over Montoya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Al Turd lands a hook that snaps the head of Montoya backwards.
Montoya drops down looking for an ankle pick but Al Turd pulls his leg out and moves away.
Montoya fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Al Turd manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Al Turd, as that shot connected.
Montoya will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Montoya throws a hook but Al Turd blocks it.
Montoya bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Al Turd's head.
Al Turd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Montoya.
Al Turd looks to clinch
and Montoya counters with a nice body shot.
Montoya ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Al Turd moves away.
Montoya tries to close the distance and clinch but Al Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Turd.
A shot to the liver by Montoya. Beautiful body shot.
Al Turd connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Al Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Al Turd misses with a jab, cross combination.
Montoya attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Al Turd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Montoya drops his hands momentarily and Al Turd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Montoya circles away from the clinch attempt.
Montoya takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Al Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Montoya circles away quickly and effectively.
Montoya shoots in for a takedown but Al Turd shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Mustafa Al Turd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hidalgo Montoya.
Montoya scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Al Turd doesn't seem bothered though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Al Turd.
Montoya throws a hook but Al Turd blocks it.
Al Turd misses with a body shot.
Montoya connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Al Turd's hands.
Al Turd takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Al Turd throws a good cross that connects.
Al Turd misses with a straight right.
Montoya takes a swing at Al Turd's ribcage but misses.
Al Turd slips a jab from Montoya.
Al Turd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Montoya ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Al Turd moves away.
Al Turd takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Montoya throws a lazy right hand but Al Turd sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Montoya, as that shot connected.
Al Turd lands a jab to Montoya's midsection.
Montoya fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Al Turd manages to avoid it.
Mustafa Al Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Montoya misses the jab.
Al Turd fails in his attempt to clinch.
Al Turd throws a leg kick
and Montoya counters with a right hand to the body.
Al Turd tests Montoya's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Montoya misses with a hook. Al Turd ducked under it nicely.
Montoya misses the shot to the body.
Montoya comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Al Turd misses with a few strikes there.
Montoya paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Al Turd misses with a body kick.
Montoya fails with an attempt to clinch.

Al Turd closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Montoya.
Montoya swings wildly with an uppercut but Al Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
Al Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Montoya struggles to land a body shot inside as Al Turd controls his hands.
Al Turd throws a punch but it's blocked by Montoya.
Montoya lands a right hand.
Al Turd throws a head punch that misses.
Al Turd blocks a body shot from Montoya.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd lands a right hand that snaps the head of Montoya backwards.
Al Turd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Montoya throws a head punch that misses.
Montoya tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Al Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
Al Turd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Al Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Al Turd lands a body punch in the clinch.
Al Turd lands a shoulder strike.
Montoya blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Montoya - that landed with a thud.
Al Turd tries to work over Montoya's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Al Turd working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Al Turd working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A hook to the body from Montoya.
Montoya fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Montoya's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Al Turd blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mustafa Al Turd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Al Turd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 29:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Mustafa Al Turd!