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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Del Homosapien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homosapien has chosen Buju Banton - Not An Easy Road as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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130 lbs
15 - 0 - 1 |
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142 lbs
14 - 3 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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ADCC Champion
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Del Homosapien!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Luis Engracia and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Homosapien is trying hard to land a takedown here. Douche sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Homosapien shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Douche as he avoids it easily.
Douche throws a head kick but Homosapien moves out of range.
Douche explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Douche lands with a kick to the temple. Homosapien shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Homosapien will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Del Homosapien.
Homosapien checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A head kick misses from Douche.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Douche.
Homosapien tries to score a power double leg takedown but Douche sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Homosapien somewhat.
That kick from Douche tenderised Homosapien's leg. Homosapien is trying to keep his angry face on.
Douche lands a really nice looking cross but Homosapien seems unphased.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Homosapien fails to land the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche lands a jab to the nose.
Raging Douche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Homosapien avoids the head kick by Douche.
Douche throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Douche throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Homosapien shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Douche as he avoids it easily.
Homosapien misses with a straight left.
A swing and a miss from Douche.
Homosapien on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Raging Douche seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Homosapien displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Douche throws out the jab.
Homosapien shoots for a takedown but Douche saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Homosapien takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Homosapien tries to keep at a distance but Douche has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Good body shot from Douche.
With the fighters up against the cage, Douche throws an elbow but misses.
Douche crunches a lovely knee into Homosapien's ribcage.
Homosapien looks gassed!
Douche with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Douche lands a nice knee to the body.
Douche pushes Homosapien back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Homosapien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche gets through Homosapien's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Homosapien is trying to drag Douche to the mat but Douche just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Douche lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Homosapien.
Douche lands a body shot.
Douche lands a good knee to the midsection. Homosapien won't want to take too many of those.
Douche misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Homosapien.
Douche throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Douche.
Homosapien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Douche throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Douche is leaning against Homosapien and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Douche landing knees to the body.
Douche crunches a lovely knee into Homosapien's ribcage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Douche.
Douche landing knees to the head.
Douche lands a body shot in the clinch.
Douche stops a takedown attempt from Homosapien.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Douche.
A body shot lands from Douche.
Douche is working Homosapien over against the cage.
Homosapien avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Douche.
Douche lands a body punch in the clinch.
Douche lands a nice knee to the body.
A hook to the body from Douche.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Homosapien is defending well for now.
Douche is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche looking to throw knees to the head but Homosapien is blocking nicely.
Homosapien takes a knee to the side of the body.
Homosapien blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Douche lands a nice knee to the body.
Nice body punch from Douche.
Douche lands a hook that snaps the head of Homosapien backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Douche.
Douche throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Douche lands a hook that snaps the head of Homosapien backwards.
Douche lands a knee to the body.
Douche lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Homosapien or not.
Homosapien manages to break the clinch.
Douche throws a head kick but Homosapien moves out of range.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
No luck for Homosapien with that takedown attempt.
Douche goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douche throws a body punch but Homosapien moves out of range.
Homosapien shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Douche pinned against the cage. Douche gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Homosapien takes a jab right on the kisser.
Homosapien avoids the body shot from Douche.
Homosapien keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Homosapien staying out of range there.
Nice takedown defense from Douche. No joy for Homosapien on that attempt.
Douche throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Homosapien takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Homosapien.
Douche fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche has taken the fight to the clinch.
Douche misses with some punches.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Homosapien avoids it.
Douche lands a shot to the body.
Homosapien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Homosapien takes an elbow to the forehead.
Homosapien is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Douche pushes Homosapien back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Douche with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Homosapien managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Douche misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Homosapien.
Douche makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Homosapien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Douche.
Douche lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Homosapien.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Homosapien has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Homosapien is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Douche gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Del Homosapien.
Douche pushes off an throws an elbow but Homosapien leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Douche lands a body punch in the clinch.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Homosapien avoids it.
Douche cracks Homosapien with a nice body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche scores with a shot to the side of Homosapien's head.
Douche scores a nice knee to the body.
Douche misses with a knee strike.
Douche swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Douche obliges.
Douche misses with a knee strike.
Homosapien has hold of one of Douche's legs. Douche is fighting the takedown attempt but Homosapien gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Homosapien's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Homosapien wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
Douche not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Homosapien keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Douche's head.
Homosapien stopping the sweep attempt from Douche.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien controls from within his opponent's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Homosapien stands up over Douche, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Homosapien trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Homosapien slips nicely into half guard.
Homosapien works his foot free and advances to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien controlling from mount.
Homosapien scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Homosapien takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Homosapien avoids the attempt from Douche to control.
Douche tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Raging Douche will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Homosapien fails to land the takedown.
Homosapien shoots in looking for a takedown. Douche tries to sprawl out of it but Homosapien keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Douche manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A chopping leg kick lands by Douche.
Douche lands with a nice body kick.
A cross from Douche lands.
Homosapien fails with a takedown attempt.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Del Homosapien.
Homosapien takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douche lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche connects with a solid leg kick.
Douche throws a front kick aimed at Homosapien's knee but Homosapien avoids it well.
Homosapien tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Douche swivels and escapes.
Douche clinches.
Douche tries to land a knee to the head but Homosapien blocks with his arms.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Homosapien has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Douche unloads a knee to the mid-section. Homosapien lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Douche is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A body shot lands from Douche.
A right hand to the body from Douche.
Douche lands an elbow inside.
Douche lands a nice shot to the body.
Douche prevents a takedown attempt there.
A hook to the body from Douche.
A short body shot lands from Douche as the two fighters clinch.
Douche utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Douche unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Douche - that landed with a thud.
Douche trying to land knees to the body.
Homosapien takes a knee to the side of the body.
Douche lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Douche lands a body shot in the clinch.
Homosapien takes an elbow to the temple.
Good body shot from Douche.
A shot in the inside from Douche.
Douche lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Homosapien wants a takedown.
Douche lands a knee to the head.
Douche trying to land knees to the body.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but Homosapien avoids the damage to the body.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Homosapien drops down looking for an ankle pick but Douche pulls his leg out and moves away.
Homosapien with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Douche to score with a decent uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Homosapien shoots in and drives through. Douche sprawls well.
Douche tries to clinch there but Homosapien circles away.
Douche misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Homosapien.
Homosapien fails with a takedown attempt.
Homosapien pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Homosapien takes one on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douche doesn't manage to clinch there - Homosapien circles away.
Douche wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Homosapien fails with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Homosapien.
Douche is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Homosapien can do to turn this around?
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche thows a body shot but no joy.
Douche lands the left hand.
Homosapien scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Homosapien blocks a head kick by Douche.
Douche throws a quick inside leg kick.
Douche moves into range and clinches up with Homosapien.
Homosapien wants to break the clinch but can't.
Douche with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Homosapien managing to block the knees to the body from Douche.
Douche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Homosapien has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Douche gets underhooks to prevent Homosapien's takedown attempt.
Homosapien is trying to drag Douche to the mat but Douche just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Homosapien takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knees in the clinch landing for Douche.
Homosapien is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Homosapien tries for a takedown but Douche manages to get underhooks.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Del Homosapien.
Homosapien takes a knee to the side of the body.
Douche tries to land knees in the clinch but Homosapien avoids the damage to the body.
Douche lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Homosapien avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
Homosapien dodges an elbow strike from Douche.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche lands a good knee to the midsection. Homosapien won't want to take too many of those.
Homosapien is trying to drag Douche to the mat but Douche just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Douche utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Homosapien avoids it.
Douche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Homosapien avoids it.
Douche working Homosapien over with knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Douche.
Douche misses with a knee to the head.
Homosapien blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Douche tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Homosapien blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Douche tries a body shot but Homosapien blocks it.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Douche misses with a punch to the body.
Douche misses with a knee to the head.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Douche pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Homosapien is working Douche over against the cage.
Douche looking to throw knees to the head but Homosapien is blocking nicely.
Homosapien has Douche pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Douche manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Douche prevents a takedown attempt there.
Douche with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Douche connects with a nasty looking knee right to Homosapien's face.
Homosapien works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Douche being controlled here, momentarily.
Homosapien trying to control but Douche is working from the bottom.
Douche manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douche cracks Homosapien with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Douche sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Douche throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Douche looking to land elbow strikes but Homosapien uses the position to regain half guard.
Douche misses with a head shot. Homosapien uses the momentum to regain guard.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. Homosapien uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by Homosapien!
Homosapien stays in close to Douche's body and controls the position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Homosapien's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Homosapien trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Douche working a defensive guard here.
Douche is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche had his way with Del Homosapien in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Douche throws a nice inside leg kick.
Douche throws a shot from downtown. Homosapien moves away and avoids it.
Douche dips to his left and cracks Homosapien with an uppercut!
Douche looks to score with a jab to the body but Homosapien is just out of range.
Douche is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Homosapien checks a leg kick.
Homosapien bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Homosapien checks a low kick from Douche.
Douche gets caught flat footed, as Homosapien shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Homosapien wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
Homosapien is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Homosapien stopping the sweep attempt from Douche.
Homosapien wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
Douche tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Homosapien slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Del Homosapien.
Homosapien shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Homosapien showed some decent athleticism there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douche wants to sweep but Homosapien has passed to side control!
Douche managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Homosapien.
Douche is working to avoid the ground and pound but Homosapien connects with a decent elbow.
Douche takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Douche is not content to let Homosapien control the position.
Douche wants to control but Homosapien postures up.
Del Homosapien has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Homosapien swings around for an armbar but Douche sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Homosapien's guard.
Homosapien preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Homosapien working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Homosapien has Douche pulled in close to control his posture.
Douche lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Douche throws a strike but Homosapien rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Homosapien looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douche not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douche keeping moving, preventing Homosapien from controlling successfully.
Douche pulls Homosapien in close to prevent any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Homosapien wants to pass the guard but Douche is keeping the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Del Homosapien comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Douche has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 49:45
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 49:45
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 49:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
Raging Douche retains his bantamweight title!
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hype
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