PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eduardo Pallas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by The Man in Me. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Lebowski
vs
Pallas

183 cm
19
222 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
215 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jeff Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Pallas!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Edson Gomes and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski avoids the body shot from Pallas.
Lebowski jabs at Pallas's body.
Lebowski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pallas.
A combination from Pallas does no damage.
Lebowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lebowski lands a body shot.
Pallas moves forwards but Lebowski connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pallas walks into a straight right hand from Lebowski.
Lebowski goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pallas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lebowski.
Lebowski lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lebowski misses with a hook to the body
and Pallas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pallas takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lebowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pallas.
Pallas takes a swing at Lebowski's ribcage but misses.
Lebowski on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice body punch from Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a head shot.

Pallas moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pallas tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lebowski smiles and moves away.
Lebowski throws a sloppy body shot
and Pallas counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lebowski thinking.
Nice shot by Lebowski.
Pallas gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Lebowski.
Lebowski misses with a wild body shot.
Lebowski scores with a decent looking hook.
Lebowski throws a body punch but Pallas moves out of range.
Lebowski misses with a jab to the body
and Pallas counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pallas looks to land a combination but Lebowski avoids it well.
Pallas looks gassed!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Lebowski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pallas on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lebowski lands a slapping body shot.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pallas takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lebowski punishes Pallas's body with a nice straight punch.
Lebowski getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lebowski is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Pallas moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pallas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lebowski getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lebowski scores with a jab.
Lebowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pallas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pallas takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lebowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pallas takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jeff Lebowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lebowski digs a good hook to Pallas's body.
Lebowski lands a jab to Pallas's midsection.
Lebowski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Lebowski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Lebowski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pallas takes one on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pallas ducks right into an uppercut from Lebowski.
A jab lands there for Lebowski.
Lebowski bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pallas's head.
Pallas has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pallas there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lebowski connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pallas is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lebowski rather than just go for the knockout.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pallas. Lebowski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pallas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pallas on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lebowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pallas on the side of the head.
Lebowski scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pallas in his tracks.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lebowski throws a shot to the body.
Pallas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pallas takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski scores with a shot to the body.
Lebowski tests Pallas's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lebowski lands a nice looking body shot.
Lebowski smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lebowski throws a shot to the body.
Lebowski changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski scores with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pallas on the side of the head.
Pallas takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lebowski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pallas takes one on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeff Lebowski dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Lebowski jabs at Pallas's body.
Lebowski lands a right hook to the body.
Lebowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice uppercut lands for Lebowski. That snapped Pallas's head back.
Lebowski cracks Pallas with an open hand slap.
Lebowski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pallas has time to react.
Lebowski scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Lebowski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pallas doesn't seem bothered though.
Lebowski lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pallas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Jab by Lebowski.
Eduardo Pallas is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lebowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lebowski lands a jab.
Lebowski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski lands a body shot.
Pallas is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lebowski.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski lands with a nice combination. Pallas backs away looking to recover.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Pallas takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pallas takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lebowski cracks Pallas with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pallas is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Lebowski lands the left hand.
Lebowski dips to his left and cracks Pallas with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pallas has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lebowski works the jab nicely.
Lebowski lands an overhand right.
Pallas on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A left lands for Lebowski.
Nice straight punches there by Lebowski. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lebowski.
Lebowski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pallas looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lebowski lands a right hook to the body.
Pallas throws the left hand but Lebowski avoids the punch easily.
Lebowski with a nice cross.
Pallas gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nice cross by Lebowski.
Lebowski lands a slapping body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pallas has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lebowski finds it's way round the side to connect with Pallas's head.
Pallas misses with a body punch
and Lebowski counters with a left to the body.
Lebowski moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pallas doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Lebowski.
Lebowski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lebowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pallas on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jeff Lebowski is winning the standup battle so far.
Lebowski jabs at Pallas's body.
Lebowski lands a nice shot to the body.
Lebowski works Pallas's body with a nice hook.
Lebowski lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pallas backs up against the cage.
Pallas misses with a combination
and Lebowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lebowski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pallas looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski tests Pallas's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pallas throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
and Lebowski counters with a three punch combo that has Pallas backing up. Pallas nods at Lebowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Lebowski thuds a left hand into Pallas's body.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Nice cross by Lebowski.
Jab from Lebowski.
Lebowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski cracks Pallas with an open hand slap.
Pallas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lebowski thuds a left hand into Pallas's body.
Lebowski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeff Lebowski dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Lebowski moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A left and a right from Lebowski both land. Nice combination.
A shot to the body from Pallas misses
and Lebowski counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lebowski lands a slapping body shot.
Lebowski lands with a nice body punch.
Lebowski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lebowski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pallas can do to turn this around?
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lebowski digs a good hook to Pallas's body.
Lebowski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lebowski scores with a body shot.
A left lands for Lebowski.
Lebowski lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pallas on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lebowski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pallas at a distance.
Lebowski lands with an uppercut that bounces Pallas off the cage and back into rage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lebowski!
Pallas misses with a body punch
and Lebowski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pallas is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lebowski.
Lebowski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pallas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A big right from Pallas misses.
Pallas shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Pallas takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pallas takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lebowski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lebowski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Lebowski wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Lebowski lands with a hook. Pallas tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Lebowski goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Lebowski digs a good hook to Pallas's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lebowski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Pallas walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lebowski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pallas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lebowski lands with a good body shot.
Lebowski lands an overhand right.
Pallas takes one on the button.
Lebowski scores with the left hand. Pallas knows he should have avoided that one.
Lebowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lebowski connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jab, jab by Lebowski - just one landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski lands with a nice body punch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lebowski, as that shot connected.
Lebowski lands with a hook. Pallas tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lebowski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Lebowski lands a really nice looking cross but Pallas seems unphased.
Pallas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lebowski cracks Pallas with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lebowski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pallas walks into a straight right hand from Lebowski.
Lebowski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lebowski lands a jab to the nose.
Lebowski lands a slapping body shot.
A shot to the liver by Lebowski. Beautiful body shot.
Lebowski bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pallas's head backwards.
Pallas needs to keep his hands up - Lebowski had a free shot at his head there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lebowski works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lebowski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pallas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pallas takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lebowski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lebowski lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Eduardo Pallas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lebowski is working the combinations to good effect here.
Lebowski scores with a jab to the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Lebowski!
Jeff Lebowski is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lebowski lands with a nice body punch.
Pallas takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lebowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lebowski lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lebowski scores with a body shot.
Pallas takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pallas doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeff Lebowski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lebowski, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:25
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 30:25
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeff Lebowski!