PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Weezer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Gromowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Michael Gromowski was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Weezer
vs
Gromowski

190 cm
20
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

186 cm
22
235 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eric Weezer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Michael Gromowski!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left lands for Weezer.
Weezer misses with a two punch combination.
Weezer misses with a body kick.
Gromowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Weezer throws a nice outside leg kick.
Weezer slaps away a takedown attempt from Gromowski, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Gromowski tries to clinch up.
Gromowski wants to clinch up but Weezer keeps it at a distance.

Gromowski clinches up with Weezer and pushes him back against the cage.
Gromowski lands an elbow that stopped Weezer in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Eric Weezer has been cut.
Gromowski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Weezer.
Weezer avoids the elbow strike from Gromowski, against the cage.
Gromowski lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Weezer is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Gromowski gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Gromowski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Gromowski scores with a shoulder strike.
Weezer wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gromowski lands a nice elbow.
Gromowski trying to land knees to the body.
Gromowski throws an elbow but it misses.
Weezer tries for a takedown. No joy.
Gromowski misses with an elbow over the top.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gromowski.
Weezer is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Weezer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Weezer blocks an elbow strike.
Gromowski tries a knee to the head but Weezer blocks it.
Gromowski throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Gromowski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Weezer looking for a takedown.
Weezer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Gromowski gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Weezer.
Weezer avoids a wild elbow strike from Gromowski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Gromowski missing with knees to the body.
Weezer takes a knee right on the jaw!

Eric Weezer's cut is getting worse.
Weezer is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Gromowski gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Gromowski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Weezer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Weezer is breathing heavily.
With the fighters up against the cage, Gromowski throws an elbow but misses.
Gromowski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Gromowski lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Gromowski throws an elbow that misses.
Weezer blocks the elbow strike.
Gromowski tries a knee to the head but Weezer blocks it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gromowski.
Gromowski creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Weezer's defenses.

Eric Weezer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Gromowski putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Weezer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Weezer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Gromowski throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gromowski misses with an elbow over the top.
Weezer takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weezer avoiding damage as Gromowski throws knees to the body.
Gromowski misses with an elbow over the top.
Weezer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Gromowski has him pressed against the cage.
Gromowski misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Weezer.
Gromowski lands an elbow that stopped Weezer in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Weezer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Michael Gromowski!