PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Burton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drew Sneeze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sneeze has chosen Born on the Bayou as his entrance music. Jack Burton could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Drew Sneeze's chin.

Burton
vs
Sneeze

172 cm
29
160 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

162 cm
25
179 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

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Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Burton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Drew Sneeze!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sneeze slips a jab and a cross from Burton.
Burton looks for a takedown but Sneeze sprawls well.
Burton throws a lazy head kick
and Sneeze counters with a nice uppercut.
Burton looks to land a body kick but Sneeze moved away.
Sneeze tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Burton.
Burton throws a head kick that misses.
Burton connects with a leg kick. Sneeze looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Burton throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sneeze counters with a nice low kick that buckles Burton's knee momentarily.
Burton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burton misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Sneeze counters with a solid body kick.
Burton doesn't manage to clinch there - Sneeze circles away.
Burton falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sneeze counters with a nice body shot.
Sneeze pivots, looking for a leg kick but Burton is out of range and Sneeze settles back down.
Burton is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sneeze tries to land a leg kick but Burton saw it coming and moves away.
Sneeze misses with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Burton tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sneeze was well out of range. Poor timing from Burton.
Sneeze avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Burton scores with a shot to the body.
Sneeze throws a lazy body kick

and Burton counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Burton.
Sneeze misses with a body punch.
Burton lands a body punch.
Burton lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sneeze.
Burton can't get the takedown.
A shot in the inside from Burton.
Burton stalling in the clinch but Sneeze improves position.
Burton content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Burton misses with a knee strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Burton.
Burton lands a knee to the head.
Burton is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sneeze pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Burton. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sneeze lands a body punch in the clinch.
Burton lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Burton trying to control the position but instead, Sneeze has worked for underhooks and has pushed Burton into the cage.
Still in the clinch, Sneeze scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sneeze digs a right hand into Burton's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Burton's gas tank.
Burton lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sneeze trying to land knees to the body.
Sneeze wants to get back to striking at distance but Burton won't allow it.
Burton lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sneeze backwards.
A right hand to the body from Sneeze.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sneeze is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burton is defending well for now.
Sneeze lands a body shot.
Burton using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sneeze has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Burton taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Sneeze looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Burton is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jack Burton.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Burton.
Sneeze looks to land a body kick but Burton moved away.

Sneeze gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Burton looking for a takedown.
Sneeze is pushing Burton up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Burton.
Burton looking for a takedown.
Sneeze is working Burton over against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Burton stalling against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Burton tries to throw a body punch but Sneeze avoids it by throwing Burton back against the cage.
Burton's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Burton struggles to land a body shot inside as Sneeze controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jack Burton will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Burton misses with an attempted mid kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sneeze.
Burton misses the body punch
and Sneeze counters with a left to the body.
Burton misses with an uppercut
and Sneeze counters with a slapping leg kick.
Sneeze throws a half hearted mid kick.
Burton throws a lazy body kick
and Sneeze counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burton looks to clinch
and Sneeze counters with a solid body kick.
Burton blocks the body kick.
Burton attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burton jabs at Sneeze's body.
Burton walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sneeze checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Burton attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Burton looks to score with a jab to the body but Sneeze is just out of range.
A shot to the body from Burton misses
and Burton takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jack Burton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burton misses with a combination
and Sneeze counters with a three punch combo that has Burton backing up. Burton nods at Sneeze to acknowledge the strikes.
Burton misses with a kick to the body
and Sneeze counters with a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sneeze throws a half hearted mid kick.
Burton misses with a jab to the body

and Sneeze counters by clinching up.
Burton struggles to land a body shot inside as Sneeze controls his hands.
Burton slows down the pace here.
Sneeze pushes Burton back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Burton misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sneeze.

Sneeze breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Burton tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Sneeze counters by moving into the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Sneeze is pressed up against the cage. Burton has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Sneeze down to the mat. Sneeze avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burton throws a jab but it's blocked by Sneeze.
Burton lands a leg kick that knocks Sneeze off balance momentarily.
Sneeze uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Burton.
Burton lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sneeze throws a solid leg kick but Burton takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sneeze.
Burton tries to clinch up
and Sneeze makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Nice cross by Burton.
Sneeze lands a nice looking kick to the body. Burton takes a step back to recover.

Burton shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Burton is looking to take a break and control but Sneeze is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sneeze is looking to improve his position.
Burton stops Sneeze from getting back to his feet.
Sneeze trying to control but Burton postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drew Sneeze showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Burton misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Sneeze holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Burton tries to stall but Sneeze uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Burton taking a breather.
Nice body punch from Sneeze - that landed with a thud.
Burton effectively controlling the action here.
Burton blocks an elbow strike.
Burton works on Sneeze's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice left hand lands by Burton.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Burton will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Sneeze up against the cage.
Burton lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sneeze is looking to break free of the clinch but Burton has double underhooks.
Sneeze throws an elbow but it misses.
Burton avoids the elbow strike from Sneeze, against the cage.
A short right from Burton.
Burton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Burton tries to stall but Sneeze uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drew Sneeze seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Sneeze creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Burton landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Sneeze lands a body shot in the clinch.
Burton taking a breather.
Burton controlling the action here for a moment.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Jack Burton.
Sneeze with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sneeze misses with a body kick.
Burton is looking to wear down Sneeze with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Burton misses with a shot to the body
and Sneeze cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Drew Sneeze is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Burton is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sneeze defending well as Burton loads up on a big left hand.
Burton throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sneeze counters with a nice low kick that buckles Burton's knee momentarily.
Sneeze moves out of range as Burton throws a body kick.
Burton fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Burton tried to score with a low kick but Sneeze checks it.
Sneeze misses with a kick to the body
and Burton connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Burton circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burton throws a leg kick but Sneeze moved away.
Burton tries a head kick but it misses.
Burton delivers a nice body kick.
Sneeze misses with the body kick
and Burton counters with a left to the body.
Burton lands with a thumping leg kick.
Drew Sneeze is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A lazy body kick from Sneeze
and Burton counters with a left and a right that stings Sneeze.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Burton here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Sneeze slaps away a takedown attempt from Burton, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Sneeze misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burton goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sneeze throws a right hand that Burton ducks under and follows up with a left that Burton also avoids with ease.
Burton fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sneeze is out of range.
Burton misses with a lunging right hand
and Sneeze counters with a thumping low kick.
Sneeze doesn't manage to clinch there - Burton circles away.
A good leg kick by Burton.
Burton thows a leg kick but Sneeze checks it
and Sneeze counters with a body kick that stops Burton in his tracks momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Burton showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Burton has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Burton!