PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Captain Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brett Richards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insano comes to the cage accompanied by Insano Laugh. Captain Insano is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Insano
vs
Richards

180 cm
27
175 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

185 cm
23
181 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Captain Insano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brett Richards!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano tries a head kick but it misses.
Insano lands with a thumping leg kick.
Insano tries to work over Richards's front leg with a kick but Richards checks it.
Richards blocks a head kick by Insano.
Insano thuds his shin into the meat of Richards's side.
Insano tries to close the distance and clinch but Richards swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Insano tries to clinch up but Richards circles away and keeps his distance.
Richards avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Richards avoids the head kick by Insano.
Insano staying out of range there.
Richards throws a body punch but Insano moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Insano.
Richards stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Insano.
Richards looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Insano.
Crunch! Insano slams his shin into Richards's torso.
Insano pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Insano lands a big head kick that sends Richards tumbling to the mat! Insano takes a step backwards and waves Richards back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Richards is rocked!

It looks like Brett Richards has been cut.
Insano seems to be stalking Richards here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Richards drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Captain Insano!