PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mack Donalds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mack Donalds is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Zoolander
vs
Donalds

185 cm
24
190 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

189 cm
27
201 lbs
12 - 3 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Mack Donalds!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donalds lands with an overhand left.
Donalds throws a lazy right hand but Zoolander sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Donalds works Zoolander's body with a nice hook.
Donalds keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Donalds pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Donalds fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zoolander checks it well.
Zoolander looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Donalds throws a series of strikes that have Zoolander backpedaling.
Donalds lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zoolander at a distance.
Donalds waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoolander.
Donalds scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoolander in his tracks.
Zoolander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Donalds.
Donalds lands a nice looking body shot.
Donalds scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Donalds misses with an uppercut. Zoolander saw that one coming.
Donalds looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoolander is just out of range.
Nice jab there from Donalds.
Zoolander misses the jab.
Zoolander misses with a body punch
and Donalds counters with a stiff right hand.
Zoolander lands a head kick. Donalds smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donalds throws a looping overhand right but Zoolander ducks down to avoid it.
Zoolander misses with a straight left.
Mack Donalds seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donalds on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoolander. Zoolander obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoolander slips a jab from Donalds.
Zoolander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donalds throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoolander sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoolander looks to score with a jab to the body but Donalds is just out of range.
Donalds looks to land a combination but Zoolander avoids it well.
Donalds will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zoolander displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Donalds throws out the jab.
Donalds throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoolander bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Donalds getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Donalds gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Donalds tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zoolander moves out of range as Donalds strikes.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoolander stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Donalds.
Zoolander throws a head kick but Donalds moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donalds lands a lovely overhand right.
Donalds connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Donalds bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zoolander's head backwards.
Donalds takes one on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donalds fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zoolander is out of range.
Zoolander throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zoolander on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Zoolander takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Donalds throws a nice looking combination but Zoolander bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Donalds staying out of range there.
Zoolander avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zoolander misses with a hook. Donalds ducked under it nicely.
Zoolander steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Donalds.
A lazy left from Donalds finds it's target.
Zoolander throws a sloppy body shot
and Donalds counters with a straight right hand.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Zoolander.
Donalds lands with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Donalds catches Zoolander right on the button with a cross.
Donalds misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick from Zoolander lands but Donalds takes it in his stride.
Donalds takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Donalds defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Zoolander.
Zoolander scores with a one two! Donalds had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Donalds misses with a hook. Zoolander ducked under it nicely.
Donalds misses the jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoolander!
Zoolander scores with a hook to the body. Donalds takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Donalds looks gassed!
A big left from Donalds misses.
Zoolander closes the distance and clinches up with Donalds, looking for a takedown. Zoolander pushes Donalds against the cage but Donalds circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Donalds scores with a three punch combo!
Zoolander misses with a wild combination.
Donalds waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoolander.
Zoolander takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Zoolander changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Donalds looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Donalds is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Zoolander tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Zoolander with the ground and pound but Donalds regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Zoolander sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Donalds defending well though.
Donalds really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Zoolander. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Donalds is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Zoolander thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Donalds's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoolander looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Donalds with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Derek Zoolander will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Zoolander connects with a right hand. Donalds shakes it off.
Donalds misses with a combination
letting Zoolander counter with a right hand.

Donalds is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Zoolander! Donalds is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander retains his middleweight title!