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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between the natural Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe has chosen whatsername, and does she remember my name? as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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283 lbs
18 - 6 - 0 |
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245 lbs
28 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Good knees
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, the natural Couture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Couture tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Couture misses with a hook. Doe ducked under it nicely.
Doe lands a head kick. Couture smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Couture rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doe moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Couture gets a clinch.
Couture has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Couture scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Couture throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Doe blocking some punches.
Couture fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe has had enough of the clinch but Couture keeps him there for the moment.
Doe avoids the elbow strike from Couture, against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Doe's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Doe avoids a wild elbow strike from Couture.
Couture using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Doe has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Couture swings wildly with an uppercut but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe blocks an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Couture fails to land.
Couture tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Couture working aggressively here.
Couture throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Does head.
Couture throws a punch but it's blocked by Doe.
Doe is trying to maintain a safe position but Couture gets an underhook and turns Doe into the cage.
Couture lands with a right to the head.
Nice body punch from Doe.
Couture throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Doe is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Couture connects with a knee to the head.
Couture swings wildly with an uppercut but Doe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doe is trying to break the clinch but Couture has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Couture lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Doe blocks an elbow strike from Couture.
Doe looking to stall.
Couture throws a punch but it's blocked by Doe.
Couture tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Couture has Doe pressed against the cage, preventing Doe from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Couture fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe is trying to push Couture away but Couture has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Couture misses with a knee strike.
Doe tries to work over Couture's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Couture has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Couture has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Couture goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Couture tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Couture misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Couture.
Couture lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Couture throws an elbow but misses.
Couture pushes off an throws an elbow but Doe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Couture creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Doe takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Jon Doe has been cut.
Doe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Couture creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Doe's defenses.
Doe lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Couture pushes Doe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doe stalling in the clinch but Couture improves position.
Doe is trying to break the clinch but Couture has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Couture fails to land.
Couture misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Couture looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Couture.
Couture pushes off an throws an elbow but Doe leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Doe blocks the elbow strike.
Couture misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Couture.
Couture lands a nice shot to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
Couture gets through Doe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Couture lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doe avoids a wild elbow strike from Couture.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
the natural Couture dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Couture tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.
Doe takes a jab right on the kisser.
Couture throws a right and a left that both miss.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Couture throws a nice looking combination but Doe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Couture closes the distance and clinches up with Doe, looking for a takedown. Couture pushes Doe against the cage but Doe circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Couture throws a lazy right hand but Doe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Couture shoots in and drives through. Doe sprawls well.
Couture lands a jab to Doe's midsection.
Couture throws a low kick, looking for Doe's leg but Doe calmly moves out of range.
Couture fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doe, pushing him back against the cage.
Couture misses with an elbow over the top.
Couture has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Couture has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Doe avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for the natural Couture. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Doe has Couture pushed against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Couture makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Doe misses with a punch on the inside.
Couture lands with a left to the head.
Nice elbow from Couture.
Couture lands a right hand.
Couture using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Doe.
Couture lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Couture throws an elbow but misses.
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Doe blocks an elbow strike.
Couture misses with a punch on the inside.
Couture throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
A short uppercut from Couture.
A head punch on the inside from Couture fails to land.
Couture tries to land a knee to the head but Doe blocks with his arms.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Couture creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Doe's defenses.
A nice left hand lands by Couture.
Couture throws an elbow but it misses.
Doe blocks an elbow strike from Couture.
Couture is working for takedown but Doe is calmly controlling the position for now.
Couture misses with a punch on the inside.
Couture throws a head punch that misses.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Couture tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe lands an uppercut.
Doe wants to stall.
Couture misses with some punches.
Couture has Doe pressed against the cage, preventing Doe from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Couture doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doe stalling in the clinch.
Couture with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Couture.
Couture fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Couture doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Couture pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Couture creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Doe gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Couture.
Doe on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Couture misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Couture lands with a short shot to the head.
Couture misses with a hook from the clinch.
Couture pushes Doe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Couture gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Couture creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Doe's defenses.
Doe pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Couture misses with a double jab.
Couture just misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
the natural Couture dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Couture lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Couture.
Doe throws a head kick but Couture moves out of range.
Couture clinches.
Couture changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Doe fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The fighters circling - Couture throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Couture moves out of range easily.
Couture thows a body shot but no joy.
Doe slips a straight right by Couture.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Couture moves out of range easily.
Doe moves out of range as Couture strikes.
Couture throws the left hand but Doe avoids the punch easily.
Couture takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Doe lands a head kick!
Doe throws a head kick that Couture semi-blocks.
Doe lands with a slapping head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe moves out of range of the strikes.
Jon Doe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Couture blocks a head kick by Doe.
Couture wants to clinch.
Doe moves out of range of the body kick from Couture.
Couture jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Couture throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Couture tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.
Couture throws an overhand right that lands on Doe's shoulder, as Doe tries to avoid the shot.
Doe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doe throws a sloppy head kick and Couture moves out of range easily.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Couture has managed to clinch.
Doe blocks an elbow strike from Couture.
Doe trying to stall but Couture improves his position.
the natural Couture has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Doe blocks an elbow strike.
Couture is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Doe's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Doe managing to block the knees to the body from Couture.
Couture swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Doe is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Doe works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Couture.
Doe escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doe throws a nice head kick!
Couture connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Couture is looking to chop away at Doe's legs.
Couture with a hook.
Doe lands a head kick. Couture smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Couture darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Doe tries to roll over but Couture keeps him under control.
Couture wants to stand up but Doe has a hold of him and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe has hold of Couture's hands but Couture slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Doe can do anything to dispel that myth.
Doe has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Couture is working away from the top position though.
Doe works his way to full guard. Good work.
Couture passes Doe's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jon Doe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Couture trying to pass the guard but Doe defending well.
Couture decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Doe.
Couture lands with a right hand.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
Couture misses with an uppercut. Doe saw that one coming.
Couture blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Couture misses with a low kick.
Couture tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Couture throws a leg kick but Doe checks it.
Couture clinches with his opponent.
Couture pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Couture blocks an uppercut.
Doe blocking some punches.
Doe lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Couture tries a knee to the head but Doe blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Couture.
A right hook to the body lands for Doe.
Doe presses Couture against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
Doe is trying to break the clinch but Couture is controlling him.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jon Doe.
I think Couture has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... the natural Couture!
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energy
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hype
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