PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dustin Knight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Jeremy
vs
Knight

175 cm
21
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
20
148 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Dustin Knight!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy scores with a jab.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Knight.
Knight missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy cracks Knight with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Knight throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Jeremy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A slow jab from Knight misses its intended target.
Knight takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Dustin Knight has been cut.
Knight fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Knight throws a right hand that Jeremy ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeremy also avoids with ease.
Knight thows a body shot but no joy.
Danga de danga de dang - Jeremy scores with a four punch combination!
The fighters circle momentarily. Jeremy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Knight misses with a looping left.
Jeremy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Knight thows a left - swing and a miss!
Knight throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jeremy counters with a left and a right that stings Knight.
Knight missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Knight throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jeremy counters with a head kick. That will keep Knight thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt
and Jeremy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Knight's head backwards.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.
Nice uppercut there from Jeremy.

Knight is rocked!
Knight is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jeremy Rushes Knight and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Knight is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Jeremy Piles on the pressure and Knight crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!