PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felipe Mendoza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Prodigy - Smack my bitch up. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Qwasnatmetaker
vs
Mendoza

175 cm
20
185 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

180 cm
24
185 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Felipe Mendoza!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Qwasnatmetaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mendoza fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Mendoza shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Qwasnatmetaker defends it nicely.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Qwasnatmetaker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker thuds a left hand into Mendoza's body.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a decent looking hook.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mendoza looks gassed!
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Mendoza looks for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker sprawls well.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Felipe Mendoza.
Mendoza on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice body punch.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a hook to the body. Mendoza takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mendoza tries to move into range but Qwasnatmetaker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to wear down Mendoza with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A jab from Qwasnatmetaker does it's job there.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Mendoza's ribs.
A shot to the liver by Qwasnatmetaker. Beautiful body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Qwasnatmetaker lands with an uppercut that bounces Mendoza off the cage and back into rage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Mendoza doesn't seem bothered though.
Mendoza takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Mendoza is rocked!
Mendoza walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Qwasnatmetaker swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!