PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantalones has chosen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHU-AJTn0I8 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. El Taquito Pantalones will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Noonan
vs
Taquito Pantalones

150 cm
23
300 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

210 cm
28
313 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ryan Noonan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Taquito Pantalones!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noonan throws a jab when Pantalones was well out of range.
Noonan tries a low kick but Pantalones avoids it.
Pantalones scores with a hook.

It looks like Ryan Noonan has been cut.
Noonan throws the left hand but Pantalones avoids the punch easily.
Noonan thows a body shot but no joy.
Noonan fails to land with a series of punches.
Noonan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pantalones moves away.
Noonan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pantalones takes a step back to recover.
Noonan scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pantalones doesn't seem bothered though.
Noonan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pantalones on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Noonan cracks Pantalones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Noonan stuns Pantalones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Noonan connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Noonan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pantalones just misses with a punch to the body.
Noonan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noonan misses with a wild body shot.
Noonan walks into a straight right hand from Pantalones.
Noonan throws an overhand right that lands on Pantalones's shoulder, as Pantalones tries to avoid the shot.
Noonan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Noonan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Noonan takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Noonan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pantalones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Noonan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Noonan is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Noonan looks for the body kick but Pantalones saw that one coming.
Pantalones misses with a body punch
and Noonan counters with a leg kick.
Pantalones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pantalones lands a jab to Noonan's midsection.
Pantalones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Noonan moves away.
Pantalones lands with a right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pantalones. Noonan does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pantalones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Noonan.
Noonan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Noonan moves in looking to clinch but Pantalones pushes him off.
Pantalones digs a good hook to Noonan's body.
Pantalones lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pantalones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Ryan Noonan's cut is getting worse.
A clash of legs there as Pantalones blocks the low kick.
Noonan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pantalones was well out of range. Poor timing from Noonan.
Noonan on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Pantalones scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pantalones has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pantalones with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pantalones darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Ryan Noonan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Pantalones with a jab.
Pantalones lands a slapping body shot.
Pantalones lands with a hook. Noonan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Jeez, Ryan Noonan's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ryan Noonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). El Taquito Pantalones!