PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kill Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper comes into the arena with LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out blaring out of the sound system. Face has chosen Welcome to the TerrorDome as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Kill Face has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Harry Cooper's chin.

Cooper
vs
Face

225 cm
27
306 lbs
16 - 2 - 0

225 cm
21
300 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kill Face!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cooper lands a jab to the nose.
Face throws a front kick aimed at Cooper's knee but Cooper avoids it well.
Cooper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Face throws a leg kick but Cooper sees it coming and moves out of range.
Face pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cooper is out of range and Face settles back down.
Good work by Cooper as he checks the leg kick.
Cooper tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cooper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cooper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A bone on bone clash there as Cooper blocks the leg kick.
Face tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cooper swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cooper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooper connects with a body shot.
Cooper takes a swing at Face's ribcage but misses.
Face throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Face.
Face pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Face tries to clinch but Cooper moves out of range.
That kick from Face tenderised Cooper's leg. Cooper is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Face feints and then cracks Cooper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cooper down.
Face misses with a low kick.
Nice shot lands for Face.
Face takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Face fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cooper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Face.
Cooper throws a series of punches but Face avoids them all with ease.
Face wants to slow Cooper down by chopping away at his legs.
Cooper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Face lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cooper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cooper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Face attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Face is looking to clinch but Cooper is avoiding it.
Good work by Cooper as he checks the leg kick.
A combination from Cooper does no damage.
Cooper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cooper is looking to wear down Face with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Face throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cooper on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cooper connects with a solid leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cooper motions for Face to come forward. Cooper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Cooper.
Face pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cooper is out of range and Face settles back down.
Cooper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Face takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cooper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Face is just out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Face.
A low kick from Cooper is predictable there
and Face counters with a straight right hand.
Cooper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Face throws the kick towards the body but Cooper avoids it.
A low kick from Cooper misses
and Face makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cooper.
Face misses with a leg kick
and Cooper counters with a low kick, right behind Face 's knee.
Cooper misses with a looping left.
Cooper throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper digs a good hook to Face's body.
Face looks gassed!
Cooper lands with a hook. Face tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cooper connects with a crisp jab.

It looks like Kill Face has been cut.
Face uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cooper.
Face throws a leg kick
and Cooper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cooper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cooper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cooper misses with a wild body shot.
Cooper misses with a few strikes there.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Face manages to avoid it.
Face swings away with a body shot that misses
and Face takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Face thows a leg kick but Cooper checks it
and Cooper counters with a left to the body.
Cooper scores with a sloppy right hand. Face should have avoided that one.
Cooper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cooper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Face finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cooper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
No joy there for Cooper, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cooper connects with a solid leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Cooper there.
Cooper scores with a shot to the body.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Face is just out of range.
A big left from Cooper misses.
Cooper scores with a nice strike.
Face tries to move into range but Cooper moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cooper moves out of range of the strikes.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Face manages to avoid it.
Face tests Cooper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cooper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cooper displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cooper looks to land a combination. Face sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Face takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Cooper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kill Face's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A low kick from Face is predictable there
and Cooper makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Cooper lands with a good body shot.
Cooper lands with a nice combination. Face backs away looking to recover.
Face stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cooper.
Cooper misses with a body shot.
Cooper throws a leg kick which misses Face's front leg but catches the back leg as Face tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A chopping leg kick lands by Cooper.
Face takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cooper misses with a hook to the body
and Face counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cooper's knee momentarily.
Cooper lands a nice shot to the body.
Cooper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Face stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cooper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Face can do to turn this around?
Face moves forwards but Cooper connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Harry Cooper is winning the standup battle so far.
Face takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cooper feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Face's calf.
Cooper lands a jab to Face's midsection.
Face is breathing heavily.
Face avoids the body shot from Cooper.
Cooper cracks Face with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cooper thows a body shot but no joy.
Cooper misses with a wild combination.
Cooper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cooper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cooper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Face tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cooper scores with a leg kick.
Cooper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Face has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That has opened up Kill Face's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Cooper.
Face misses with a leg kick
letting Cooper counter with a right hand.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cooper - that will leave a mark!
Cooper misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face wants to clinch.
Cooper throws a right hand that Face ducks under and follows up with a left that Face also avoids with ease.
Cooper darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cooper connects with a crisp jab.
Face has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cooper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cooper just misses with a punch to the body.
Face's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A lazy left from Cooper finds it's target.
Cooper blocks a leg kick.

Face clinches.
Face is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cooper is defending well for now.
Cooper leaning against his opponent.
Cooper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Face tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Cooper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cooper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Face.
A low kick from Face is predictable there
and Cooper counters with a good low kick that Face was not able to check.
Cooper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cooper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Face doesn't seem bothered though.
Cooper lands a nice looking body shot.
Cooper cracks Face with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cooper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Face tries to clinch but Cooper is having none of it.
Cooper scores with a sloppy right hand. Face should have avoided that one.
Cooper lands a slapping body shot.
Face takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Face uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cooper.
Cooper lands with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cooper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cooper connects with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cooper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cooper is looking to slow Face down with leg kicks.
Good leg kick by Cooper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cooper misses with a body shot.
Face takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cooper lands a right hook to the body.
Face takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cooper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cooper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A big left from Cooper misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cooper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Face throws a leg kick that misses.
Face throws a leg kick
letting Cooper counter with a right hand.
Face doesn't manage to clinch there - Cooper circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Harry Cooper dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kill Face's cut.
That's time! Cooper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Face slips a jab from Cooper.
Cooper avoids the head kick by Face.
Face scores with a kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cooper. Face does a little dance to reset his feet.
Face takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cooper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cooper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cooper scores with a nice head shot.
Cooper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cooper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Face is just out of range.
Cooper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Face scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Face throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cooper counters with an inside leg kick.
Face is looking to land body kicks.
Face misses with a straight right.
Face takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cooper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cooper scores with a three punch combo!
Cooper cracks the inside of Face's front leg.
Cooper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cooper connects with a right hand. Face shakes it off.
Cooper lands a jab to the head.
Face keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Face throws a predictable looking body shot
and Cooper counters with a left to the body.
Cooper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Face moves away.
An inside leg kick from Cooper misses.
Cooper tries to score with a low kick but Face moves his leg out of the way.
Face scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cooper misses with a double jab
and Face counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cooper scores with a nice right hand.
Face throws a leg kick
and Cooper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Face's knee momentarily.
Face pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cooper is out of range and Face settles back down.
Face throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A low kick from Face misses
and Cooper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Face lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cooper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cooper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Face looks to land a combination but Cooper avoids it well.
Cooper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Face looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cooper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Face tries to land a leg kick but Cooper saw it coming and moves away.
Cooper throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cooper lands a nice hook to Face's body. Face takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cooper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cooper is looking to slow Face down with leg kicks.
Cooper connects with a single shot there.
Kill Face has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cooper counters with a nice leg kick.
Cooper throws out a leg kick but Face moves out of range and Cooper only half commits.
The crowd cheers as Cooper lands an impressive looking overhand right. Face doesn't seem phased though.
Cooper misses the shot to the body.
Face takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cooper comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A low kick from Face is predictable there
and Cooper counters with a two punch combo.
Harry Cooper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cooper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Face doesn't seem bothered though.
Cooper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Face throws a leg kick
and Cooper counters with an outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Face tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cooper throws a leg kick which misses Face's front leg but catches the back leg as Face tries to avoid it.
Cooper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cooper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cooper lands with a hook. Face tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Face throws a leg kick
and Cooper counters with a leg kick.
Cooper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cooper.
Cooper swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Face.
Cooper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Face. That did some damage!
Cooper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Face takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Face has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cooper thumps Face with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cooper.
A low kick from Face is predictable there
enabling Cooper to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cooper lands a nice shot that snaps Face's head back.
A shot to the liver by Cooper. Beautiful body shot.
Cooper lands a nice hook to Face's body. Face takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Cooper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Cooper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cooper, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:25
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Cooper!