PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Enitan Olufunmilola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Olufunmilola's entrance music is Nas - Hate Me Now. A fine choice. Enitan Olufunmilola is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Olufunmilola
vs
Douche

160 cm
27
143 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

150 cm
24
130 lbs
17 - 1 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Enitan Olufunmilola!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Matheus Silva and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olufunmilola misses with a straight left.
Olufunmilola throws a leg kick

and Douche counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Douche trying to control the position from guard on top but Olufunmilola is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. Olufunmilola uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by Olufunmilola!
Olufunmilola is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Douche manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Olufunmilola manages to get himself to full guard.
Olufunmilola has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olufunmilola is adopting a defensive guard.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Douche tries to free his leg and advance position but Olufunmilola is retaining full guard.
Douche keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Olufunmilola's head.
Douche postures up in Olufunmilola's guard and throws a big left but Olufunmilola blocks it.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Olufunmilola has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche wants to pass the guard but Olufunmilola is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douche throws and elbow that misses. Olufunmilola uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Douche's guard. Nice move by Olufunmilola!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Olufunmilola wants to control from the top but Douche keeps moving.
Douche tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douche is trying to keep Olufunmilola in close.
Olufunmilola trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Douche pulls Olufunmilola in close to prevent any damage.
Douche tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Olufunmilola scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olufunmilola tries a head kick but it misses.
Olufunmilola throws a leg kick but Douche checks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Douche checks a leg kick.
Olufunmilola throws a head kick but Douche moves out of range.
Olufunmilola dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Douche. That did some damage!
Olufunmilola avoids the body shot from Douche.
Olufunmilola takes a swing at Douche's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Douche avoids a kick to the body.

Douche closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Douche lands some shots froms side control.
Douche wants to lay and pray for a moment but Olufunmilola keeps working.
Douche lands a decent elbow from side control.
Olufunmilola avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Douche.
Douche landing a few strikes.
Olufunmilola struggling a bit here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Raging Douche dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Olufunmilola gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Douche connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Olufunmilola is rocked!
Olufunmilola is aggressively charging in as Douche backs up avoiding any damage. Douche tosses out a jab and Olufunmilola runs right into it face first! Olufunmilola is out cold! Douche dropped down on all fours and is barking in Olufunmilola's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Raging Douche!