PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barrack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the cage accompanied by Everything in it's right place. Obama comes into a darkened arena with his song building. USA!USA!USA! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Barrack Obama has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Christ
vs
Obama

160 cm
25
146 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

165 cm
19
133 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

Legal High's [CBK]
Legal High's [CBK]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Barrack Obama!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Obama shoots in and drives through. Christ sprawls well.

Obama closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Christ to the mat! Christ manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Christ looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Obama is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Christ is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Christ has escaped and now he's on top!
Christ working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Obama throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Christ distracts Obama with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Obama is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Christ is aware though and is defending well.
Christ pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Obama is keeping the position for now.
Obama has momentary wrist control but Christ slips an elbow through the middle.

Obama throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Christ thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Christ chips away with some ground and pound.

Christ thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Christ works over Obama with some ground and pound from guard.
Christ lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Christ has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Obama is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Christ got a little sloppy there for a moment and Obama has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Christ has managed to get both his arms back between Obama's legs - danger averted.

Christ drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Christ jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Obama is looking for a triangle but Christ pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Christ thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Obama is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Christ defends well.
Obama looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Christ thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Obama has momentary wrist control but Christ slips an elbow through the middle.
Christ lands a couple of elbows.
Christ stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Obama swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Christ lands a couple of digs.
Christ looking to pass the guard.
Christ with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Christ distracts Obama with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Christ sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Obama's guard.

Obama looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Christ takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Christ looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Obama with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Christ seems to be working for a kimura but Obama defends the submission attempt.

Obama is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Christ pulls his head out easily.

Christ is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Obama defends it well.

Obama actively working from the bottom here.
Obama is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Christ scores with a couple of nice shots.

Obama looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Christ is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Obama sees it coming and defends easily.

Christ is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Obama is just riding it out for now. Christ eventually gives up the hold.

Obama actively working from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama tries to roll over but Christ keeps him under control.

Obama looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Christ seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Obama looking for submissions off his back.
Christ winds up and cracks Obama with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Obama looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Christ scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Christ lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesus Christ dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Christ closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

Christ looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Obama tries to improve position but can't.
Obama is working to avoid the ground and pound but Christ connects with a decent elbow.
Christ lands an elbow.
Obama takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Obama is trying to improve his position.
Christ advances to full mount.

Christ is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Obama can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Obama working to try and regain half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Obama is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Christ locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Obama is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ retains his bantamweight title!