PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Child Please (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sub Rampage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sub Rampage has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Please
vs
Rampage

187 cm
24
190 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

175 cm
24
185 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Child Please!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sub Rampage!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Please throws a nice looking combination but Rampage bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Please will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Please misses with the combination.
Please lands a body shot.
Child Please seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Please scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Sub Rampage has been cut.
Please misses with a wild combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Please scores with a four punch combination!
Rampage takes one on the button.
Please throws a right and a left that both miss.
Please misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rampage on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Rampage tries to clinch there but Please circles away.

Please has taken the fight to the clinch.

Rampage jumps guard and drags Please to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Please has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Please trying to move into half guard but instead Rampage has managed to sweep!
Rampage looking to pass the guard.
Please keeping moving, preventing Rampage from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rampage might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Please kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Rampage thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Please wants to stand up but Rampage is controlling him.
Please on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Please tries to get out of the position.
Please is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Please keeping moving, preventing Rampage from controlling successfully.
Please is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Rampage is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Child Please dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sub Rampage's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Rampage swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Child Please is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Please lands a left and a right that send Rampage crashing to the mat, dazed. Please thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Rampage is rocked!
Please dances in with a quick combination. Rampage is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Please snaps Rampage's head back. Rampage stumbles backwards against the cage. Please steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Rampage's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Rampage just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Child Please!