PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gina Bad Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Judas Iscriot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bad Ass's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Back Down. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bad Ass
vs
Iscriot

199 cm
27
265 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gina Bad Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Judas Iscriot!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, David Schapiro and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bad Ass misses with a jab, cross combination.
Iscriot doesn't manage to clinch there - Bad Ass circles away.
Iscriot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Iscriot misses with an attempted mid kick.
Iscriot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bad Ass lands a nice looking body shot.
Iscriot tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bad Ass swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bad Ass staying out of range there.
Iscriot misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Iscriot looks gassed!
Bad Ass clobbers Iscriot with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

It looks like Judas Iscriot has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bad Ass takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bad Ass ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Bad Ass drops Iscriot with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Iscriot looks back up at him and smiles so Bad Ass waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Iscriot is rocked!
Bad Ass throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Iscriot stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Iscriot is still on wobbly legs! Can Bad Ass finish him?
Iscriot gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Bad Ass points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Iscriot wakes up just in time to hear Bad Ass thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gina Bad Ass!