PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hack MacDonald Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeAngelo Spite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spite has chosen Nelly - "Here Comes The Boom" as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

MacDonald Jr
vs
Spite

190 cm
22
161 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

183 cm
27
155 lbs
18 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hack MacDonald Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, DeAngelo Spite!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacDonald Jr slips a jab and a cross from Spite.
MacDonald Jr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
MacDonald Jr lands a jab to Spite's midsection.
Spite tries to bum rush MacDonald Jr with a series of wild strikes but MacDonald Jr uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
MacDonald Jr throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spite avoids the head kick by MacDonald Jr.
MacDonald Jr looks to land a combination but Spite avoids it well.
Spite throws a left and a right that both miss
and MacDonald Jr counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MacDonald Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Spite.
That kick from MacDonald Jr tenderised Spite's leg. Spite is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spite tries to land a front kick but MacDonald Jr steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Spite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Spite scores with a jab to the body.
MacDonald Jr staying out of range there.
Spite blocks a leg kick.
Spite goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
MacDonald Jr wants to land a leg kick but Spite is out of range.
MacDonald Jr fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spite.
MacDonald Jr slips a jab from Spite.
MacDonald Jr scores with a push kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by MacDonald Jr.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
MacDonald Jr throws a head kick that misses.
MacDonald Jr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Good leg kick by MacDonald Jr there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
MacDonald Jr avoids the body shot from Spite.
Spite misses with an uppercut. MacDonald Jr saw that one coming.
Spite throws a body punch but MacDonald Jr moves out of range.
MacDonald Jr lands a high kick!

It looks like DeAngelo Spite has been cut.
MacDonald Jr misses with a body shot.
MacDonald Jr misses with a few strikes there.
MacDonald Jr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A chopping leg kick lands by MacDonald Jr.
Spite misses with a combination
and MacDonald Jr counters with a flying knee. Nice.
No joy there for MacDonald Jr, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
MacDonald Jr dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Spite. That did some damage!
MacDonald Jr keeps Spite at a distance using the push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
MacDonald Jr lands with a kick to the temple. Spite shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spite keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hack MacDonald Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spite avoids the head kick by MacDonald Jr.
Good exchange - MacDonald Jr coming out on top.

Spite is rocked!
A jab from Spite finds it's way through MacDonald Jr's defenses.
Good leg kick by MacDonald Jr there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
MacDonald Jr throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spite takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spite looks gassed!
Spite throws a nice looking combination but MacDonald Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spite misses with a wild body shot.
MacDonald Jr looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
MacDonald Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spite.
MacDonald Jr connects with a solid leg kick.
MacDonald Jr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spite stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from MacDonald Jr.
Spite's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spite takes a shot right to the bread basket.
MacDonald Jr lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick from MacDonald Jr.
MacDonald Jr cracks the inside of Spite's front leg.
MacDonald Jr lands a body shot.
MacDonald Jr with a body punch. A glancing blow.
MacDonald Jr lands a head kick!
MacDonald Jr lands a body shot.
MacDonald Jr lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
MacDonald Jr connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Spite is still on wobbly legs! Can MacDonald Jr finish him?
MacDonald Jr scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spite seems to have recovered his senses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spite takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
MacDonald Jr lands a leg kick that knocks Spite off balance momentarily.
MacDonald Jr tests Spite's chin there with a solid looking shot.
MacDonald Jr drops Spite with a big left hand! Spite is injured, injured bad! MacDonald Jr jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hack MacDonald Jr!