PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kenneth Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Williams's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby. The Meth Addict has chosen Lava Lava by Boys Noize as his entrance music. Kenneth Williams has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Williams
vs
The Meth Addict

183 cm
24
195 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

196 cm
23
194 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great low kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kenneth Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams moves out of range as The Meth Addict strikes.
The Meth Addict lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Williams at a distance.
Williams keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Williams takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The Meth Addict misses with a wild body shot.
The Meth Addict swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A combination from The Meth Addict does no damage.
The Meth Addict throws a series of strikes that have Williams backpedaling.

It looks like Kenneth Williams has been cut.
The Meth Addict tries to bum rush Williams with a series of wild strikes but Williams uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Meth Addict waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Williams.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Meth Addict throws out the jab.
The Meth Addict looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Williams gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict throws a lazy right hand but Williams sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
No luck for Williams with that takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Williams looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for The Meth Addict!
The Meth Addict is squirming around, avoiding Williams's attempts to control the action.
A nice elbow there by Williams.

Williams working for a submission but The Meth Addict is keeping him at bay.
Williams fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Meth Addict can do anything to dispel that myth.

Williams working for a submission but The Meth Addict is keeping him at bay.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Williams looking for a guillotine from mount but The Meth Addict is having none of it.
Williams tries to control but The Meth Addict wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Meth Addict prevents Williams from taking his back.

Williams working for a guillotine from mount but The Meth Addict is in no mood to give up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.

Williams is going oldschool here, as he tries to force The Meth Addict to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so The Meth Addict shrugs it off.

Williams is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but The Meth Addict is surviving well by controlling Williams's body position as best he can.

Williams is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But The Meth Addict has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from The Meth Addict!
Williams pulls The Meth Addict in close to prevent any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams working a defensive guard but The Meth Addict passes into half guard.
Williams wants to get back to full guard.
Williams is trying to control but can't.
Williams wants to improve his position but The Meth Addict is controlling well.
Williams is working hard here to advance position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Meth Addict stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kenneth Williams will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kenneth Williams's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The Meth Addict misses with a wild body shot.
The Meth Addict misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
The Meth Addict will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Williams pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Meth Addict is out of range and Williams settles back down.
The Meth Addict misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Williams.
The Meth Addict scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
An inside leg kick from Williams misses.
The Meth Addict throws a big shot that misses.
The Meth Addict jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Meth Addict throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Williams moves away.
Williams stuns The Meth Addict with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Horrible takedown by Williams or perhaps it was just good defense by The Meth Addict which made him look bad.
The Meth Addict throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Williams on the side of the head.
Williams lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Williams misses with a leg kick.
The Meth Addict fails to land with a series of punches.
Williams is looking to chop away at The Meth Addict's legs.
The Meth Addict lands a nice shot to the body.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Meth Addict. Williams does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Meth Addict lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Meth Addict swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Williams counters with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams is looking to score with low kicks.
The Meth Addict throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Meth Addict connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Meth Addict is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The Meth Addict checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice straight punches there by The Meth Addict. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Meth Addict.
An inside leg kick lands from Williams.
Williams takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The Meth Addict throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Williams sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict misses with a wild combination.
Williams shoots in for a takedown but The Meth Addict shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Williams throws a chopping leg kick but The Meth Addict manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Williams tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Meth Addict scores with a sloppy right hand. Williams should have avoided that one.
A jab from The Meth Addict misses.
The Meth Addict misses the jab.
Williams bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Williams tries a low kick but The Meth Addict avoids it.
Williams walks into a straight right hand from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Williams swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Meth Addict thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Meth Addict misses with a two punch combination.
Williams is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Williams misses with a low kick.
The Meth Addict thuds a left hand into Williams's body.
The Meth Addict avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Williams takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Meth Addict keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kenneth Williams. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Williams throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike The Meth Addict showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Kenneth Williams's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

The Meth Addict lands a slapping body shot.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Meth Addict throws a left and a right that both miss
and Williams counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Meth Addict misses with the combination.
The Meth Addict getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Williams lands a head kick!
The Meth Addict misses with a double jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Williams.
Williams feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Meth Addict's calf.
The Meth Addict's corner calls for a 1-2. The Meth Addict obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Williams throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Meth Addict.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict throws an overhand right that lands on Williams's shoulder, as Williams tries to avoid the shot.
Williams turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Williams drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A good leg kick by Williams.
The Meth Addict works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The Meth Addict dips to his left and cracks Williams with an uppercut!

Kenneth Williams's cut is getting worse.
The Meth Addict scores with a one two! Williams had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Meth Addict misses with an uppercut. Williams saw that one coming.
The Meth Addict throws a left and a right that both miss

and Williams counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Williams.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Williams pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Meth Addict is keeping the position for now.

Williams thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict controls Williams momentarily but Williams frees himself.
Williams wants to control from the top but The Meth Addict keeps moving.

Williams is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Williams is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams looking to pass the guard.
Williams trying to control the position from guard on top but The Meth Addict is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Williams won't allow The Meth Addict to get back to his feet.
Williams wants to control from the top but The Meth Addict keeps moving.
Williams throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Williams postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! The Meth Addict is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Williams, into his guard.
The Meth Addict preventing the sweep.
Williams keeping moving, preventing The Meth Addict from controlling successfully.
Williams looking to control.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mike The Meth Addict.
I think The Meth Addict has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike The Meth Addict!