PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Daavid Haapalainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scrotie McBoogerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Haapalainen
vs
McBoogerballs

175 cm
26
155 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

173 cm
20
149 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Daavid Haapalainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Scrotie McBoogerballs!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBoogerballs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Haapalainen shoots in for a double leg but McBoogerballs sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McBoogerballs takes a swing at Haapalainen's ribcage but misses.
Haapalainen moves out of range as McBoogerballs strikes.
Haapalainen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A jab lands there for McBoogerballs.

McBoogerballs has taken the fight to the clinch.
McBoogerballs lands a right hand.
McBoogerballs scores with a shot to the side of Haapalainen's head.
Haapalainen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McBoogerballs throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Haapalainens head.

McBoogerballs breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McBoogerballs wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McBoogerballs defending well as Haapalainen loads up on a big left hand.
McBoogerballs lands a jab to the nose.
Haapalainen wants to clinch up but McBoogerballs keeps it at a distance.
McBoogerballs lands a leg kick that knocks Haapalainen off balance momentarily.
Haapalainen throws a right and a left that McBoogerballs avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoogerballs scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Haapalainen takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Haapalainen is rocked!
McBoogerballs drops Haapalainen with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Haapalainen! McBoogerballs dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (strikes). Scrotie McBoogerballs!