PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mikhail Ligachev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scrotie McBoogerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mikhail Ligachev has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Ligachev
vs
McBoogerballs

172 cm
23
151 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

173 cm
21
149 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Mikhail Ligachev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Scrotie McBoogerballs!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ligachev tries to close the distance and clinch but McBoogerballs swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ligachev blocks the body kick.
Ligachev wants to clinch.
Ligachev is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ligachev tries to clinch but McBoogerballs moves out of range.
Scrotie McBoogerballs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from McBoogerballs.
McBoogerballs cracks the inside of Ligachev's front leg.
A cross from McBoogerballs lands.
Ligachev wants to clinch.
Ligachev blocks a low kick nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McBoogerballs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ligachev sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McBoogerballs digs a good body shot into Ligachev's ribs.
Ligachev is looking to clinch.
Ligachev tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoogerballs swats away the attempt to clinch by Ligachev.
Ligachev tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
An inside leg kick lands from McBoogerballs.
Ligachev takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ligachev tries to close the distance and clinch but McBoogerballs swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McBoogerballs connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ligachev's hands.
Ligachev doesn't manage to clinch there - McBoogerballs circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ligachev looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ligachev tries to close the distance and clinch but McBoogerballs swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ligachev tries to clinch but McBoogerballs moves out of range.
Ligachev is looking to clinch.
McBoogerballs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ligachev tries to clinch up.
McBoogerballs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ligachev slips a jab and a cross from McBoogerballs.
McBoogerballs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ligachev sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs throws a right and a left that Ligachev avoids nicely.
McBoogerballs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McBoogerballs connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ligachev takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ligachev tries to clinch there but McBoogerballs circles away.
Ligachev gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ligachev blocks a leg kick.
McBoogerballs connects with a leg kick. Ligachev looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ligachev moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ligachev on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McBoogerballs moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
McBoogerballs throws a leg kick which misses Ligachev's front leg but catches the back leg as Ligachev tries to avoid it.
Ligachev tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McBoogerballs paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ligachev tries to clinch up.
McBoogerballs throws a hook but Ligachev blocks it.
McBoogerballs thuds a left hand into Ligachev's body.
McBoogerballs scores with a sloppy right hand. Ligachev should have avoided that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs connects with the punch.
Ligachev fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ligachev doesn't manage to clinch there - McBoogerballs circles away.
McBoogerballs is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ligachev had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ligachev tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McBoogerballs paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McBoogerballs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McBoogerballs tried to score with a low kick but Ligachev checks it.
A big right from McBoogerballs misses.
Ligachev moves in looking to clinch but McBoogerballs pushes him off.
Ligachev takes one to the chin there.
Ligachev fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ligachev tries to clinch but McBoogerballs is having none of it.
Ligachev uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McBoogerballs.
McBoogerballs scores with the left hand. Ligachev knows he should have avoided that one.
Ligachev tries to clinch up but McBoogerballs circles away and keeps his distance.
Ligachev feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McBoogerballss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McBoogerballs lands a two punch combo.

Ligachev is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Oh Ligachev is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McBoogerballs lands with a right that hurts Ligachev. Ligachev looks to clinch but McBoogerballs throws a short knee that drops Ligachev. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Scrotie McBoogerballs!