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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Crippler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Texas Trash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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130 lbs
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140 lbs
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Crippler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Texas Trash!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crippler is looking to chop away at Trash's legs.
Crippler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Trash keeps the fight on the outside.
An inside leg kick from Crippler misses.
Crippler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Trash lands a right hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crippler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Crippler tries to land a leg kick but Trash saw it coming and moves away.
Joe Crippler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crippler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Trash.
Crippler connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crippler looks to throw the jab but Trash is out of range.
Trash dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crippler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Crippler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Trash is able to avoid easily.
Trash takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crippler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Trash.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trash. Crippler does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Crippler throws a nice outside leg kick.
Trash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crippler moves away.
Trash swats away the attempt to clinch by Crippler.
Crippler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Trash.
Trash is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Crippler rather than just go for the knockout.
Crippler tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Trash paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Crippler tries to clinch there but Trash circles away.
Crippler misses with a straight right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trash checks a leg kick nicely.
Some wild striking there from Trash.
Crippler fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crippler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Crippler is looking to clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Trash blocks the leg kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crippler.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Crippler wants to clinch up but Trash keeps it at a distance.
A slow jab from Crippler misses its intended target.
Trash throws a lazy right hand but Crippler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crippler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trash misses with a straight left.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Crippler wants to clinch.
Trash avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Crippler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Crippler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Crippler is looking to clinch.
Trash takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Trash throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Crippler misses with a low kick.
Trash slips a straight right by Crippler.
Crippler throws a sloppy head kick and Trash moves out of range easily.
Crippler moves in looking to clinch but Trash pushes him off.
Crippler throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trash checks a leg kick nicely.
Trash fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Crippler doesn't manage to clinch there - Trash circles away.
Trash checks a leg kick.
Crippler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Trash swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crippler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Trash checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Crippler is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Crippler tries to close the distance and clinch but Trash swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Crippler lands a nice looking kick to the body. Trash takes a step back to recover.
Trash circles away from the clinch attempt.
Trash throws a right hand that Crippler ducks under and follows up with a left that Crippler also avoids with ease.
Crippler explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crippler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Trash avoids the head kick by Crippler.
Crippler misses with a body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Crippler finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Crippler finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Joe Crippler is winning the standup battle so far.
Trash is breathing heavily.
Crippler looks to score with a jab to the body but Trash is just out of range.
Crippler tries to clinch but Trash moves out of range.
Crippler throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crippler thumps Trash with a low kick.
Crippler misses with a leg kick.
Crippler feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Trash's calf.
Trash's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Crippler throws a leg kick which misses Trash's front leg but catches the back leg as Trash tries to avoid it.
Crippler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crippler misses with a body shot.
Crippler throws a head kick that misses.
Crippler lands with a kick to the temple. Trash shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Crippler dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Trash moves out of range of the strikes.
Crippler throws a front kick aimed at Trash's knee but Trash avoids it well.
Trash avoids the head kick by Crippler.
Some bone on bone action there as Trash checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Crippler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Trash.
Crippler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Crippler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Crippler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Crippler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Trash checks a leg kick nicely.
Crippler lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick misses from Crippler.
Trash stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crippler.
Crippler misses with a low kick.
Trash moves out of range of the leg kick from Crippler.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trash lands with a good body shot.
Crippler on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crippler lets loose with a powerful body kick. Trash will feel that in the morning.
Trash tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trash blocks a head kick by Crippler.
Crippler throws an overhand right that lands on Trash's shoulder, as Trash tries to avoid the shot.
Crippler misses with a looping right.
Trash avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trash misses with a jab to the body
and Crippler counters with a leg kick.
Crippler throws a low kick but Trash avoids it.
Crippler throws a nice outside leg kick.
Trash blocks a head kick by Crippler.
Trash has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Crippler.
Crippler doesn't manage to clinch there - Trash circles away.
That kick from Crippler tenderised Trash's leg. Trash is trying to keep his angry face on.
Texas Trash has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crippler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crippler throws a head kick that Trash semi-blocks.
Crippler misses with a body kick.
Crippler misses with a head kick.
Crippler throws a low kick but Trash avoids it.
Trash throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Crippler.
Crippler tries a head kick but it misses.
Trash takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Crippler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Crippler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:26
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:26
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Crippler!
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RATING
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