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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bert Ernieson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ernieson comes to the cage accompanied by Its Raining Men. Carolla has chosen Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2 as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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195 lbs
13 - 7 - 0 |
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201 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bert Ernieson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Alexandre Firmino and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla defending well as Ernieson loads up on a big left hand.
Ernieson swings for the body but Carolla moves out of range.
Ernieson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Ernieson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Carolla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ernieson misses with a series of wild punches.
Carolla rushes Ernieson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Carolla.
Ernieson keeps control of Carolla as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Carolla blocking some punches.
Ernieson scores with a shot to the side of Carolla's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Carolla.
Ernieson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Carolla is trying to break the clinch but Ernieson has him pressed against the cage.
Carolla tries to break the clinch but Ernieson is controlling the position.
Ernieson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Carolla wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ernieson has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Carolla.
Ernieson swings wildly with an uppercut but Carolla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stalling in the clinch from Carolla.
Carolla working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right from Carolla on the inside.
Carolla lands a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla lands a hook that snaps the head of Ernieson backwards.
Carolla breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ernieson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carolla misses with the combination.
Ernieson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carolla.
Ernieson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Carolla holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Carolla is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Carolla breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ernieson misses with a double jab
and Carolla counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carolla missing with a left hand there. Ernieson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ernieson misses with a hook. Carolla ducked under it nicely.
Ernieson looks to score with a jab to the body but Carolla is just out of range.
Ernieson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Carolla. That did some damage!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ernieson thows a body shot but no joy.
Ernieson misses with a combination
and Carolla cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Carolla steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ernieson.
Ernieson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carolla moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bert Ernieson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carolla takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ernieson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Carolla.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ernieson, right into the meat.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Ernieson.
Ernieson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
Carolla scores with a jab.
Ernieson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Bert Ernieson has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ernieson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carolla was well out of range. Poor timing from Ernieson.
Carolla is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ernieson.
Carolla ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Ernieson misses the target.
Ernieson keeps the fight on the outside.
Ernieson misses the jab.
That kick from Ernieson tenderised Carolla's leg. Carolla is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ernieson throws a one two combo.
Ernieson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ernieson throws a looping overhand right but Carolla ducks down to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by Carolla as he connects with a hook.
Ernieson misses with a wild body shot.
Carolla will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Carolla looks to score with a jab to the body but Ernieson is just out of range.
Ernieson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carolla.
Ernieson works the jab nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Ernieson - just one landing.
Ernieson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla moves out of range as Ernieson strikes.
Ernieson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ernieson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ernieson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Carolla blocks a jab.
Ernieson misses with a combination
and Carolla counters with a series of strikes. Ernieson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Ernieson fails to land with a series of punches.
Carolla throws out a loose jab but Ernieson uses good head movement to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Some wild striking there from Carolla.
Ernieson tries to bum rush Carolla with a series of wild strikes but Carolla uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carolla fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Adam Carolla dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bert Ernieson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ernieson misses with a straight left.
Ernieson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ernieson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Carolla. Carolla circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ernieson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ernieson thows a body shot but no joy.
Ernieson falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Carolla counter with a right hand.
Ernieson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
Carolla connects with a looping right hand.
Carolla looks to land a left hand but Ernieson moved out of range nicely.
Ernieson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carolla counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Ernieson throws a combination that misses
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
Ernieson looks to throw the jab but Carolla is out of range.
A swing and a miss from Carolla.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ernieson scores with a shot to the body.
Carolla is breathing heavily.
Ernieson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ernieson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ernieson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Carolla stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ernieson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Carolla. Carolla circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Carolla swinging wildly here.
Carolla bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ernieson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ernieson.
It looks like Adam Carolla has been cut.
Ernieson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ernieson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carolla counters with a two punch combo.
Ernieson scores with a nice strike.
Ernieson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.
Ernieson's corner calls for a 1-2. Ernieson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carolla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ernieson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carolla is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Ernieson.
Ernieson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Ernieson's corner calls for a 1-2. Ernieson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Carolla is rocked!
Ernieson misses with a combination
and Carolla counters with a two punch combo.
Ernieson with a jab.
Ernieson lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bert Ernieson is winning the standup battle so far.
A good leg kick by Ernieson.
Ernieson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Carolla chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ernieson can pounce on him.
Ernieson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.
Ernieson lands a lovely overhand right.
Carolla avoids a kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ernieson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ernieson connects with an inside leg kick.
Ernieson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bert Ernieson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carolla gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ernieson.
Ernieson sizes up Carolla with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ernieson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ernieson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Ernieson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ernieson with a jab.
Carolla is looking to clinch but Ernieson is avoiding it.
Ernieson throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ernieson misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Ernieson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ernieson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carolla slips a straight right by Ernieson.
Carolla might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Ernieson throws a right hand that Carolla ducks under and follows up with a left that Carolla also avoids with ease.
Ernieson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carolla throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ernieson.
Ernieson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Carolla on the side of the head.
Ernieson throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ernieson. That's going to slow Carolla down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ernieson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Carolla counters with a two punch combo.
Carolla has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Carolla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Ernieson misses.
Carolla takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bert Ernieson dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Carolla on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ernieson. Ernieson obviously looking to wear him down.
Carolla avoids the head kick by Ernieson.
Ernieson scores with a push kick.
Ernieson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Carolla if he has to take too many more of those.
Carolla takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ernieson misses with a straight right.
Carolla slips a jab and a cross from Ernieson.
Ernieson takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Ernieson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A combination from Ernieson does no damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Carolla throws a jab but it's blocked by Ernieson.
Ernieson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Carolla backs up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ernieson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Carolla.
Carolla lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ernieson at a distance.
Carolla's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ernieson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ernieson throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ernieson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
Carolla has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Decent striking displayed by Ernieson there.
Ernieson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carolla circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Carolla, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ernieson looks to land a left hand but Carolla moved out of range nicely.
Carolla throws a shot from downtown. Ernieson moves away and avoids it.
Carolla showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ernieson.
Ernieson misses the body punch
and Carolla counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Ernieson misses.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Ernieson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Ernieson looks to land a combination but Carolla avoids it well.
Some wild striking there from Ernieson.
Ernieson lands a slapping body shot.
Ernieson darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ernieson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ernieson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ernieson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carolla showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ernieson.
Ernieson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ernieson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Carolla has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Carolla and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ernieson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Carolla counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Carolla misses.
Ernieson misses with a combination
and Carolla counters with a left to the body.
Ernieson moves away from the strike by Carolla.
Nice cross by Ernieson.
Donk. Ernieson catches Carolla right on the button with a cross.
Carolla is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ernieson misses with an uppercut.
Ernieson throws a combination that misses
and Carolla counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ernieson throws a combination that misses
and Carolla counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Carolla.
Ernieson has a couple of punches blocked by Carolla.
Carolla is leaning against Ernieson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Carolla is trying to maintain a safe position but Ernieson gets an underhook and turns Carolla into the cage.
Ernieson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Carolla gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Carolla is trying to break the clinch but Ernieson has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Carolla lands with a shot to the body.
Ernieson slips a jab and a cross from Carolla.
A cross from Ernieson lands.
Ernieson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Carolla doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ernieson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ernieson throws a sloppy body shot
and Carolla counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carolla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ernieson.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ernieson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ernieson misses with a combination
and Carolla counters with a left and a right that stings Ernieson.
Ernieson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bert Ernieson showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Ernieson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bert Ernieson!
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