PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Friendish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Friendish has chosen Jump around as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Bin Laden
vs
Friendish

190 cm
27
275 lbs
11 - 0 - 0

220 cm
22
280 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Friendish!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Friendish misses with a series of wild punches.
Bin Laden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Friendish moves out of range of the strikes.
Friendish misses with a straight left.
Bin Laden slips a jab from Friendish.
Friendish throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Friendish cracks Bin Laden with a right hand to the side of the head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Friendish pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Friendish cracks a nice hook into Bin Laden's ribs.
Friendish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Friendish fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Friendish is looking to clinch but Bin Laden is avoiding it.
Some wild striking there from Friendish.

Friendish gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bin Laden misses with some punches.
Bin Laden has Friendish pressed against the cage, preventing Friendish from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bin Laden tries to throw a body punch but Friendish avoids it by throwing Bin Laden back against the cage.
Bin Laden is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Friendish is keeping busy.
Bin Laden misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Friendish prevents the takedown attempt.
Friendish has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Friendish breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bin Laden has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Friendish finds it's way round the side to connect with Bin Laden's head.

It looks like Adolf Bin Laden has been cut.
Friendish throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Friendish lands a left and a right that send Bin Laden crashing to the mat, dazed. Friendish thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut.
Bin Laden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Bin Laden misses.
Bin Laden scores with a shot to the body.
Friendish uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bin Laden scores with a jab to the head.
Friendish misses with a few strikes there.
Bin Laden avoids the body shot from Friendish.

Friendish has closed the distance and engaged Bin Laden in a clinch.
Bin Laden is leaning against Friendish and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bin Laden is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Friendish's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Friendish lands with a light punch inside.

Bin Laden escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Friendish cracks Bin Laden with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Friendish slips a jab and a cross from Bin Laden.
A looping hook to the body misses from Friendish. Bin Laden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Friendish tries to move into range but Bin Laden moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Friendish with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.
Bin Laden jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bin Laden misses with a hook. Friendish ducked under it nicely.
Friendish ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bin Laden moves away.
Friendish bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Friendish slips a jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a jab when Friendish was well out of range.
Friendish misses with a wild body shot.
Bin Laden falls off balance throwing a combination
and Friendish counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Friendish just misses with a punch to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Friendish looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jab from Friendish.
Friendish lands with a good body shot.
Bin Laden with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Friendish to score with a decent uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Friendish swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Friendish is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Friendish ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bin Laden is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bin Laden lands a jab to Friendish's midsection.
Bin Laden throws a shot from downtown. Friendish moves away and avoids it.
Friendish scores with a sloppy right hand. Bin Laden should have avoided that one.

Adolf Bin Laden's cut is getting worse.

Friendish lands a left and a right that send Bin Laden crashing to the mat, dazed. Friendish thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Bin Laden is rocked!
Bin Laden misses with a straight right.
Oh Bin Laden is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A slow jab from Friendish misses its intended target.
Bin Laden seems to have got his legs back now.
Friendish throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Bin Laden stumbling backwards into the cage! Bin Laden bounces back off the cage towards Friendish, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Friendish lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Friendish celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Frank Friendish!
Frank Friendish is the new heavyweight champion!