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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Walter Dayman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dayman comes into the arena with Day Man blaring out of the sound system. Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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197 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Walter Dayman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids a kick to the body.
Dayman looks to land a combination but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids it well.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dayman.
A slow jab from Dayman misses its intended target.
Dayman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps the fight on the outside.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer shoots in for a double leg but Dayman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dayman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dayman is looking to chop away at Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's legs.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dayman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dayman is looking to slow Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer down with leg kicks.
Dayman lands a jab to Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's midsection.
Dayman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a body shot
and Dayman counters with a nice leg kick.
Walter Dayman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dayman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks gassed!
Dayman lands a nice looking kick to the body. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a step back to recover.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer walks into a stiff left hand from Dayman.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dayman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A good leg kick by Dayman.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks to land a left hand but Dayman moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dayman connects with a solid leg kick.
Dayman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dayman lands a leg kick that knocks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer off balance momentarily.
Dayman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dayman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dayman fails with an attempt to clinch.
An inside leg kick lands from Dayman.
Dayman tries to clinch but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dayman tries to score with a low kick but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves his leg out of the way.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dayman counters with a left to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dayman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dayman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dayman connects with a nice looking jab.
A good leg kick by Dayman.
A combination from Dayman does no damage.
Dayman thows a body shot but no joy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Walter Dayman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dayman tries to close the distance and clinch but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range of the strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to clinch up but Dayman circles away and keeps his distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dayman misses with a looping right.
Dayman scores with a jab. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dayman wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids the head kick by Dayman.
Dayman misses with a few strikes there.
Nice jab there from Dayman.
Dayman lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dayman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks under a wild hook from Dayman.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dayman misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Walter Dayman dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Dayman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dayman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer checks a leg kick nicely.
Dayman throws a lazy right hand but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a looping overhand right but Dayman ducks down to avoid it.
Dayman misses with a hook to the body
and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer counters with a nice uppercut.
Dayman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dayman rather than just go for the knockout.
Dayman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dayman is looking to clinch but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is avoiding it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range of the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dayman smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dayman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dayman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer can do to turn this around?
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dayman counters with a nice body kick.
Dayman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a straight left.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer slips a jab from Dayman.
Dayman looks to clinch
and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer counters with a shoot takedown. Dayman fights it but they end up in guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer thows a big elbow that misses.
Dayman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is one step ahead there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dayman is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dayman wants to stand up but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control but Dayman is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dayman trying to pass the guard but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer defending well.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to get to full guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dayman is one step ahead there.
Dayman has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is proving hard to escape from.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dayman manages to get himself to full guard.
Dayman has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has passed into side control.
Dayman avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Dayman looking for a sweep but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has passed into full mount! Oh no!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Walter Dayman will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dayman.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands a nice shot to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dayman misses with a hook to the body
and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer counters with a right hand to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dayman with a nice cross.
Dayman thows a body kick. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer works Dayman's body with a nice hook.
Dayman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a jab to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dayman clinches up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dayman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dayman tries to throw a body punch but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoids it by throwing Dayman back against the cage.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dayman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dayman tries to work over Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Dayman.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer controlling the action here for a moment.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants a takedown.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Still in the clinch, Dayman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dayman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dayman digs a right hand into Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dayman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Dayman.
Dayman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Dayman.
Dayman lands a body punch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dayman.
Dayman lands with a right to the head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dayman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Dayman effectively controlling the action here.
Dayman lands with a short shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dayman tries a body shot but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks it.
Dayman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to stall but Dayman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A short left from Dayman.
Dayman misses with a punch on the inside.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dayman leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dayman cracks Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer with a nice body shot.
Dayman lands a shoulder strike.
Dayman throws a head punch that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Dayman.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a shot to the head.
Dayman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer blocks a low kick nicely.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dayman counters with a leg kick.
Dayman missing with a left hand there. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dayman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer checks a leg kick.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses with a hook.
Dayman throws a leg kick which misses Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's front leg but catches the back leg as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to avoid it.
Dayman tries to clinch up but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dayman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a sloppy body shot
and Dayman counters with a solid body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Walter Dayman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dayman, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:26
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Walter Dayman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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