PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Broflovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Broflovski kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Fuck'em. Ferguson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Breaking Benjamin singing "You Fight Me" live for the crowd tonight!!!!. Kyle Broflovski has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Broflovski
vs
Ferguson

185 cm
23
230 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

183 cm
27
238 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kyle Broflovski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson slips a jab from Broflovski.
Ferguson throws a nice looking combination but Broflovski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Broflovski cracks Ferguson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Kevin Ferguson has been cut.
Broflovski throws a hook but Ferguson avoids it easily.
Ferguson throws a solid leg kick but Broflovski takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ferguson.
Broflovski misses with a few strikes there.
Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Broflovski.
Broflovski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Broflovski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ferguson.
Broflovski moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like Kyle Broflovski has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson misses with a low kick as Broflovski jumps back.
Ferguson swinging wildly here.
Broflovski tries to bum rush Ferguson with a series of wild strikes but Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Broflovski dodges the punch combination from Ferguson.
Broflovski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ferguson at a distance.
Ferguson looks gassed!

Broflovski clinches.
Broflovski lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Broflovski lands an uppercut.
Broflovski lands a right hand.
Broflovski lands a nice uppercut.
Broflovski working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson misses with a punch to the body.
Broflovski lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Broflovski.
A nice right hand lands inside from Broflovski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Broflovski.
Still in the clinch, Broflovski scores with a nice short uppercut.
Broflovski lands a nice uppercut.
Ferguson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Broflovski lands a shoulder strike.

Ferguson is rocked!
Broflovski lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ferguson to his knees! Broflovski keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kyle Broflovski!