PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mister Happypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pentti Pena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Happypants
vs
Pena

210 cm
25
189 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

185 cm
28
197 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister Happypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Pentti Pena!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happypants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pena throws a series of punches but Happypants avoids them all with ease.
Pena thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pena ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pena tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Happypants was well out of range. Poor timing from Pena.
Pena ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pena misses with a looping right.
Happypants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Happypants really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Happypants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Happypants lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Pena can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Happypants and Pena drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Happypants.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister Happypants!