PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between BigBlack FkinDick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Papa master of vooodooo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for BigBlack FkinDick has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

FkinDick
vs
master of vooodooo

225 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

199 cm
23
182 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, BigBlack FkinDick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Papa master of vooodooo!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

master of vooodooo shoots in and gets a takedown into FkinDick's guard.
master of vooodooo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
master of vooodooo postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

FkinDick scrambles and gets back to his feet.

master of vooodooo gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows FkinDick to score an easy takedown into full guard.
master of vooodooo wants to stand and escape but FkinDick is having none of it.
FkinDick wants to control from the top but master of vooodooo keeps moving.
FkinDick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
FkinDick really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
FkinDick trying to control the position from guard on top but master of vooodooo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
FkinDick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
FkinDick wants to control from the top but master of vooodooo keeps moving.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of BigBlack FkinDick.

master of vooodooo scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
FkinDick on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if FkinDick tries to get out of the position.
master of vooodooo working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

It looks like BigBlack FkinDick has been cut.
master of vooodooo in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
FkinDick tries to escape but master of vooodooo is in control.
master of vooodooo fails to land a wild elbow strike.
FkinDick is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
master of vooodooo working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
master of vooodooo working the body and head with strikes.
FkinDick is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, master of vooodooo asserts his dominance and retains side control.
FkinDick takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
FkinDick is breathing heavily.
master of vooodooo scoring with punches and elbows.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
master of vooodooo lands a decent elbow from side control.
master of vooodooo looks up at the clock and then as FkinDick takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, master of vooodooo smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
master of vooodooo cracks FkinDick with a big right hand but FkinDick just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
master of vooodooo cracks FkinDick with an elbow. That is naaassty.
master of vooodooo in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
FkinDick is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
master of vooodooo lands a decent elbow from side control.

BigBlack FkinDick's cut is getting worse.
FkinDick is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
master of vooodooo is putting a hurting on FkinDick here, landing some big shots from side control.

BigBlack FkinDick's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
FkinDick takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

Jeez, BigBlack FkinDick's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at BigBlack FkinDick's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Papa master of vooodooo!