PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Fridman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fridman has chosen Kill as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Whoopyourasski
vs
Fridman

195 cm
27
260 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
230 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alex Fridman!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Viktor Lagutenko and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski misses with a low kick.
Whoopyourasski looks to throw the jab but Fridman is out of range.
Whoopyourasski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Whoopyourasski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fridman closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Fridman thows a leg kick but Whoopyourasski checks it
and Whoopyourasski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whoopyourasski staying out of range there.
Whoopyourasski takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fridman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Fridman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fridman misses with a double jab
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Whoopyourasski swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fridman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fridman misses with a two punch combination.
Whoopyourasski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fridman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fridman just misses with a punch to the body.
Whoopyourasski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab.
Whoopyourasski misses the shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab to Fridman's midsection.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Fridman cracks Whoopyourasski with an open hand slap.
Fridman scoring well with a low kick there.
Whoopyourasski missing with a left hand there. Fridman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fridman will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Whoopyourasski lands with a straight right. Fridman didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski misses with a leg kick
enabling Fridman to counter with a crisp jab.
Fridman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fridman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fridman throws a leg kick that is checked
and Whoopyourasski counters with an outside leg kick.
Whoopyourasski throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fridman.
Whoopyourasski scores with a punch to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fridman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Whoopyourasski misses with a hook to the body
and Fridman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fridman.
Fridman misses the shot to the body.
Alex Fridman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whoopyourasski throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski motions for Fridman to come forward. Whoopyourasski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fridman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fridman throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fridman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Whoopyourasski misses with a low kick.
Fridman is looking to score with low kicks.
Fridman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fridman misses with a leg kick.
Whoopyourasski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fridman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Whoopyourasski thinking.
Borris Whoopyourasski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fridman digs a good body shot into Whoopyourasski's ribs.
A nice combination there by Fridman.
A low kick from Fridman is predictable there
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice body shot.
Whoopyourasski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fridman looks to land a combination but Whoopyourasski avoids it well.
Whoopyourasski works the jab nicely.
Whoopyourasski slips a jab and a cross from Fridman.
Whoopyourasski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fridman manages to avoid it.
Fridman moves out of range of the strikes.
Fridman shoots in and drives through. Whoopyourasski sprawls well.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alex Fridman.
Fridman throws a combination that misses
and Fridman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Whoopyourasski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fridman jabs Whoopyourasski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fridman takes a swing at Whoopyourasski's ribcage but misses.
Whoopyourasski ducks right into an uppercut from Fridman.
Whoopyourasski missing with a left hand there. Fridman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alex Fridman dominated that round.
That's time! Whoopyourasski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Fridman fails to land the takedown.
Whoopyourasski tries to bum rush Fridman with a series of wild strikes but Fridman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Whoopyourasski dips to his left and cracks Fridman with an uppercut!
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fridman swings for the body but Whoopyourasski moves out of range.
Whoopyourasski thows a body shot but no joy.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Whoopyourasski, as that shot connected.
Whoopyourasski has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fridman.
Whoopyourasski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Whoopyourasski ducks under a wild hook from Fridman.
Whoopyourasski cracks Fridman with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fridman throws a hook but Whoopyourasski avoids it easily.
Alex Fridman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski connects with a solid leg kick.
Fridman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski thows a leg kick but Fridman checks it
and Fridman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A low kick from Whoopyourasski is predictable there
and Fridman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fridman wants to clinch up but Whoopyourasski keeps it at a distance.
Fridman darts in trying to clinch
letting Whoopyourasski counter with a right hand.
Fridman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fridman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Whoopyourasski counters with a leg kick.
Fridman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Whoopyourasski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fridman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Whoopyourasski throws a shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski lands with an overhand left.
A slow jab from Fridman misses its intended target.
Fridman misses with a few strikes there.
Fridman has a takedown stuffed.
Whoopyourasski defending well as Fridman loads up on a big left hand.
Fridman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Whoopyourasski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fridman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Whoopyourasski rather than just go for the knockout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whoopyourasski just misses with a punch to the body.
Whoopyourasski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fridman moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fridman throws a leg kick that is checked
and Whoopyourasski counters with a thumping low kick.
Fridman is breathing heavily.
Whoopyourasski throws a front kick aimed at Fridman's knee but Fridman avoids it well.
Fridman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fridman throws a leg kick but Whoopyourasski checks it.
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fridman has time to react.
Fridman misses with a leg kick
and Whoopyourasski counters with a low kick, right behind Fridman 's knee.
Borris Whoopyourasski is winning the standup battle so far.
Whoopyourasski connects with the punch.
Whoopyourasski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whoopyourasski lands a lovely overhand right.
Whoopyourasski thows a body shot but no joy.
Whoopyourasski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fridman.
Fridman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Whoopyourasski. Whoopyourasski obviously looking to wear him down.
Fridman staying out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fridman was well out of range. Poor timing from Whoopyourasski.
A slow jab from Fridman misses its intended target.
Whoopyourasski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fridman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Whoopyourasski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Whoopyourasski cracks Fridman with a good jab.
Fridman tries to clinch up
and Fridman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fridman throws a right and a left that Whoopyourasski avoids nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fridman.
Whoopyourasski connects with a jab.
A punch lands to the side of Fridman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Borris Whoopyourasski dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Whoopyourasski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Whoopyourasski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Whoopyourasski will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Whoopyourasski scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fridman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski defending well as Fridman loads up on a big left hand.
A right-left combo lands from Fridman.
Fridman throws a sloppy body shot
and Whoopyourasski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fridman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fridman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fridman tries to clinch but Whoopyourasski moves out of range.
Fridman throws a hook to the side of Whoopyourasski's head but Whoopyourasski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fridman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski ducks right into an uppercut from Fridman.
Fridman misses with a leg kick
and Whoopyourasski counters with an inside leg kick.
Fridman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Whoopyourasski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fridman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Whoopyourasski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fridman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Whoopyourasski looks to land a right hand but Fridman moved out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Fridman 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Whoopyourasski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fridman misses with a looping left.
Fridman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Whoopyourasski circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab to Fridman's midsection.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab to the head.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab. Fridman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whoopyourasski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fridman takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A left lands for Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski scores with a hook to the body. Fridman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Whoopyourasski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Whoopyourasski scores with a body shot.
Fridman on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Whoopyourasski paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fridman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Whoopyourasski.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab to the body.
Fridman takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Whoopyourasski slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Whoopyourasski misses with a series of wild punches.
Fridman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fridman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Whoopyourasski.
Fridman tries to clinch but Whoopyourasski moves away
and Whoopyourasski counters with a leg kick.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab. Fridman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fridman throws a looping overhand right but Whoopyourasski ducks down to avoid it.
Whoopyourasski works the jab nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fridman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fridman checks a leg kick.
Whoopyourasski lands with a shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski with a jab.
Fridman misses with a double jab
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Whoopyourasski.
A good leg kick by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski misses with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Whoopyourasski lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fridman at a distance.
Whoopyourasski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fridman doesn't seem bothered though.

And that's the end of the fight!
Borris Whoopyourasski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Whoopyourasski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 29:28
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 29:28
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borris Whoopyourasski!