PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between eric cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clarence Parish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that eric cartman has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily eric cartman seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

cartman
vs
Parish

170 cm
18
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
158 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, eric cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clarence Parish!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Chad Campbell and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parish throws a big shot that misses.
Parish misses with a wild body shot.
Parish misses with a wild body shot.
cartman takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like eric cartman has been cut.
Parish takes a swing at cartman's ribcage but misses.
Parish just misses with a punch to the body.
Clarence Parish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No luck with that takedown attempt from cartman.
Parish works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

cartman is rocked!
cartman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parish.
A big left from Parish misses.
Parish ducks under a wild hook from cartman.
Parish takes a kick to the side of the head.
Parish fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops cartman to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! cartman looks to clinch but Parish throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! cartman taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Clarence Parish!