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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between pile driver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Smasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). driver comes to the cage accompanied by my way. pile driver had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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147 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
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180 cm
25
130 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, pile driver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Smasher!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smasher lands with a nice combination. driver backs away looking to recover.
driver throws a jab but it's blocked by Smasher.
driver moves forwards but Smasher connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Decent striking displayed by Smasher there.
Smasher throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent driver stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Smasher scores with a decent looking hook.
driver scores with a hook.
A big right from driver misses.
driver fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smasher manages to avoid it.
driver lands with a hook. Smasher tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
driver misses with a combination
and Smasher counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Smasher.
Smasher can't find room to land a body shot as driver controls the action.
Smasher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Smasher swings wildly with an uppercut but driver uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smasher lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Smasher swings away with an uppercut that misses.
driver has a couple of punches blocked by Smasher.
A short body shot lands from driver as the two fighters clinch.
driver tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smasher's elbow.
Smasher digs a right hand underneath driver's ribcage. driver let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Smasher.
Smasher lands a body punch.
Smasher working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Smasher is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Smasher controlling the action here for a moment.
A short left from driver.
driver lands a right hand that snaps the head of Smasher backwards.
Smasher blocks a body shot from driver.
Nice body punch from Smasher.
driver misses with some punches.
driver swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Smasher softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
driver lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Smasher or not.
Smasher stalling in the clinch.
driver jumps guard but Smasher stands there with driver around his waist. driver gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
driver goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Smasher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
driver tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Smasher lands a body punch.
driver lands a hook that snaps the head of Smasher backwards.
driver using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Smasher has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
driver is breathing heavily.
A short left from Smasher.
Smasher lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Smasher.
Smasher is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smasher digs a right hand into driver's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on driver's gas tank.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
driver misses with a hook from the clinch.
driver misses with the head strike.
Smasher lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Smasher avoids a wild elbow strike from driver.
driver misses with a body punch.
Smasher lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smasher.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smasher.
Smasher lands a left hand.
Smasher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Smasher presses driver against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Smasher lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smasher's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice shot lands for Smasher.
driver is rocked!
Smasher lands with a shot to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Smasher scores with a four punch combination!
Oh driver is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
driver on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
driver seems to have got his legs back now.
Smasher lands a slapping body shot.
Smasher throws a series of punches but driver avoids them all with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
driver drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nice body punch from Smasher.
Smasher throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Smasher doesn't manage to clinch there - driver circles away.
A punch combination from Smasher misses.
driver keeps the fight on the outside.
Smasher bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
driver misses with a looping right.
Joe Smasher is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smasher connects with a crisp jab.
Smasher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Smasher slips a jab and a cross from driver.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
driver dodges the punch combination from Smasher.
driver needs to keep his hands up - Smasher had a free shot at his head there.
Smasher lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as driver backs up against the cage.
driver walks into a stiff left hand from Smasher.
Smasher misses with the combination.
Smasher scores with a nice right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Smasher throws a jab when driver was well out of range.
Smasher displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as driver throws out the jab.
Smasher throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Smasher dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Smasher loads up on a big right hand but driver slips the punch.
driver circles away from the clinch attempt.
driver misses with a body shot
and Smasher counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
driver moves forwards but Smasher connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Smasher lands a really nice looking cross but driver seems unphased.
Smasher slaps away a takedown attempt from driver, before circling back to the center of the mat.
driver wants to land a leg kick but Smasher is out of range.
Smasher swings for the body but driver moves out of range.
driver misses with a combination
letting Smasher counter with a right hand.
driver misses with a combination
and Smasher counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
driver thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the liver by Smasher. Beautiful body shot.
pile driver seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
driver tries a head kick but it misses.
Smasher keeps the fight on the outside.
Smasher is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by driver.
driver throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smasher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
driver fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smasher throws a right and a left that driver avoids nicely.
driver throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasher counters with a one-two to the body.
Joe Smasher is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
driver looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
driver dodges the punch combination from Smasher.
driver takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
driver waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smasher.
Smasher lands a nice hook to driver's body. driver takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
driver slips a straight right by Smasher.
Smasher fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smasher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
driver misses with a body shot.
Jab from Smasher.
A big right from driver misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
driver moves in looking to clinch but Smasher pushes him off.
A jab lands there for Smasher.
Smasher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but driver was well out of range. Poor timing from Smasher.
Smasher throws a low kick, looking for driver's leg but driver calmly moves out of range.
driver misses with a head kick.
Smasher scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Smasher fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
driver misses with a body shot
and Smasher counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Smasher misses with a few strikes there.
driver fails in his attempt to clinch.
Smasher uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from driver.
Joe Smasher seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
driver gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Smasher.
Smasher misses with a jab, cross combination.
driver lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by driver.
A shot to the liver by Smasher. Beautiful body shot.
driver keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
driver misses the jab.
Smasher thuds a left hand into driver's body.
Smasher missing with a left hand there. driver was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Smasher takes a swing at driver's ribcage but misses.
Smasher on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Smasher lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Smasher.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Smasher showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
A shot to the liver by driver. Beautiful body shot.
driver looks to land a left hand but Smasher moved out of range nicely.
Smasher uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by driver.
Smasher fails in his attempt to clinch.
driver drives through and clinches with Smasher against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from driver.
Smasher is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
driver misses with a hook from the clinch.
driver goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Smasher lands a body punch in the clinch.
Smasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Smasher is struggling to control the position.
driver working aggressively here.
driver tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
driver throws a punch but it's blocked by Smasher.
Smasher blocks an elbow strike.
driver tries to throw a body punch but Smasher avoids it by throwing driver back against the cage.
driver swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
driver struggles to land a body shot inside as Smasher controls his hands.
A short body shot lands from Smasher as the two fighters clinch.
Good body shot from driver.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smasher working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for driver.
A nice left hand lands by Smasher.
Smasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Smasher fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for driver.
Smasher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
driver looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Smasher softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Smasher lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
driver takes a shot to the head.
driver blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Smasher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of driver backwards.
Smasher lands a right hand that snaps the head of driver backwards.
Smasher is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but driver is keeping busy.
Smasher has a couple of punches blocked by driver.
driver takes a shot to the head.
Smasher pushes driver back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
driver misses with some punches.
Smasher leaning his opponent against the cage.
Smasher lands a body shot.
driver swings wildly with an uppercut but Smasher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smasher stalling the fight.
Smasher pushes driver back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smasher creates a bit of space for himself and rocks driver with a big uppercut! driver tries to clinch up but Smasher pushes him back against the cage and lands another moster strike that crumples driver to the mat! driver covers up and Smasher unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Joe Smasher!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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