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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eetu Rauhanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hassenmussendussenberg has chosen I'm gay as his entrance music. Eetu Rauhanen had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 206.5lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eetu Rauhanen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with an uppercut. Rauhanen saw that one coming.
Rauhanen slips under a jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rauhanen on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rauhanen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws an overhand right that lands on Rauhanen's shoulder, as Rauhanen tries to avoid the shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with an uppercut. Rauhanen saw that one coming.
Rauhanen tries a head kick but it misses.
Rauhanen misses with a double jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range as Rauhanen throws a body kick.
Rauhanen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab when Rauhanen was well out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Left hook, right uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rauhanen avoids the body shot from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Rauhanen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a double jab
and Rauhanen counters with a left and a right that stings Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rauhanen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a cross.
Rauhanen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Von Hassenmussendussenberg to score with a decent uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with the punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a glancing blow to the side of Rauhanen's head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a lovely overhand right.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Von Hassenmussendussenberg, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a left hand but Rauhanen moved out of range nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Rauhanen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rauhanen is breathing heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of punches but Rauhanen moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rauhanen on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A punch combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses.
Rauhanen moves out of range of the strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a combination
and Rauhanen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds a left hand into Rauhanen's body.
Rauhanen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rauhanen moves out of range as Von Hassenmussendussenberg strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A lazy left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of punches but Rauhanen moves out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a few strikes there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
A big left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses.
Rauhanen tries to bum rush Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a series of wild strikes but Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice looking body shot.
Rauhanen looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that Rauhanen avoids nicely.
A lazy left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg catches Rauhanen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rauhanen misses with a wild combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Rauhanen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a straight left.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a shot to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rauhanen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rauhanen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rauhanen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rauhanen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that Rauhanen avoids nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg swinging wildly here.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rauhanen on the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds a left hand into Rauhanen's body.
Rauhanen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rauhanen avoids the body shot from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rauhanen circles away quickly and effectively.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab-cross combination.
Nice body punch from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Jab, jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg - just one landing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a body shot.
A jab lands there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works the jab nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rauhanen on the side of the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses the jab.
Rauhanen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Eetu Rauhanen has been cut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a two punch combination.
Rauhanen slips under a jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rauhanen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Rauhanen with a good jab.
Nice shot by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a good body shot.
Rauhanen takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Rauhanen on the side of the head.
Eetu Rauhanen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses.
Jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rauhanen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rauhanen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rauhanen blocks a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice head shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a good body shot.
Rauhanen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a looping right.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rauhanen slips a jab and a cross from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab-cross combination.
Rauhanen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rauhanen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds his right hand into Rauhanen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right hand that Rauhanen ducks under and follows up with a left that Rauhanen also avoids with ease.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rauhanen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rauhanen staying out of range there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Von Hassenmussendussenberg duly obliges.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a hook to the body. Rauhanen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of punches but Rauhanen moves out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg punishes Rauhanen's body with a nice straight punch.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Rauhanen might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg missing with a left hand there. Rauhanen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rauhanen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rauhanen moves out of range of the strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination but Rauhanen avoids it well.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Rauhanen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws an overhand right that lands on Rauhanen's shoulder, as Rauhanen tries to avoid the shot.
Nice defenses there by Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a body shot.
Rauhanen is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with the punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a right hand but Rauhanen moved out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a hook. Rauhanen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Rauhanen moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice cross by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a crisp jab.
Rauhanen is rocked!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws an overhand right that lands on Rauhanen's shoulder, as Rauhanen tries to avoid the shot.
A combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg does no damage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Rauhanen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rauhanen moves away.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a series of wild punches.
Rauhanen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thows a body shot but no joy.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rauhanen momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Eetu Rauhanen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a few strikes there.
Rauhanen slips under a jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Rauhanen throws a sloppy head kick and Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range easily.
Rauhanen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works the jab nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg punishes Rauhanen's body with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Rauhanen counters with a straight right hand.
Rauhanen drops his hands momentarily and Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rauhanen misses with a straight left.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a decent looking hook.
Rauhanen looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rauhanen momentarily.
Rauhanen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a nice looking combination but Rauhanen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a nice cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a wild combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a hook to the body
and Rauhanen counters with a straight right hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a combination that misses
enabling Rauhanen to counter with a crisp jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a big shot that misses.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of strikes that have Rauhanen backpedaling.
A decent looking cross lands there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of punches but Rauhanen moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rauhanen blocks a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works the jab nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works the jab nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a slapping body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works over Rauhanen's head and body with a nice combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg missing with a left hand there. Rauhanen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rauhanen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Rauhanen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rauhanen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rauhanen in his tracks.
Rauhanen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a slapping body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that Rauhanen avoids nicely.
A cross from Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands.
Rauhanen staying out of range there.
Danga de danga de dang - Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a four punch combination!
Oh Rauhanen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rauhanen moves away from the strike by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rauhanen.
A shot to the body from Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses
and Rauhanen counters with a stiff right hand.
Rauhanen seems to have got his legs back now.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice strike.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses the shot to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses the jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination but Rauhanen avoids it well.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right hand that Rauhanen ducks under and follows up with a left that Rauhanen also avoids with ease.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a looping right.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with the left hand. Rauhanen knows he should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rauhanen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Rauhanen does a little dance to reset his feet.
No joy there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rauhanen moves away.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a combination
and Rauhanen counters with a one-two to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Rauhanen to counter with a crisp jab.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg digs a good body shot into Rauhanen's ribs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a combination that misses
and Rauhanen counters with a thumping low kick.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is working the combinations to good effect here.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Rauhanen.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a body punch but Rauhanen moves out of range.
Eetu Rauhanen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a straight right. Rauhanen didn't see that one coming.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Von Hassenmussendussenberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 26:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 26:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 26:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
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