PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rumpe Nisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar's entrance music is Real muthapukin G's Eazy e. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lesnar
vs
Nisse

165 cm
24
284 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

192 cm
21
265 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rumpe Nisse!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar tries to clinch up but Nisse circles away and keeps his distance.
Lesnar is looking to clinch.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar tries to score a power double leg takedown but Nisse sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lesnar somewhat.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt - Nisse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnar looks for a takedown but Nisse sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lesnar looks for a takedown but Nisse sprawls well.
Nisse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nisse as he jumps to the side.
Nisse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nisse plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Nisse stuffs the takedown.
Nisse throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lesnar swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nisse scores with a head kick. Lesnar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Lesnar drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Nisse wants to get back to his feet but Lesnar drags him back down.
Nisse tries to buck Lesnar off but Lesnar is having none of it.
Nisse struggling a bit here.
Nisse being controlled for a moment.
Nisse is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Lesnar off and has taken his back!
Lesnar holding both Nisse 's hands and preventing any damage.
Nisse looking to hold on to the position here but Lesnar rolls and ends up regaining guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nisse trying to control the position from guard on top but Lesnar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Nisse stays in close to Lesnar's body and controls the position.
Nisse trying to control the position from guard on top but Lesnar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Rumpe Nisse.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lesnar is defended easily by Nisse.
Nisse closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Nisse scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but Nisse shows good takedown defense.
Lesnar takes one to the side of the head.
Rumpe Nisse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lesnar swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nisse counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lesnar is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Lesnar misses with a takedown attempt
and Nisse counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lesnar's knee momentarily.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
Lesnar shoots for a double leg takedown but Nisse sprawls well. He's pushed Lesnar's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nisse displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
Nisse throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Lesnar's head.
Lesnar fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nisse scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Nisse has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nisse is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice elbow from Nisse.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Nisse is pressed up against the cage. Lesnar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Nisse down to the mat. Nisse avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Nisse lands with a slapping head kick.

Lesnar tries to keep at a distance but Nisse has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nisse slows down the pace here.
Lesnar has Nisse pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Nisse manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lesnar drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nisse pulls his leg out and moves away.
Lesnar looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Nisse clinches.
Nisse lands a knee to the body.
Nisse lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nisse.
Nisse is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Lesnar tries for a takedown but Nisse manages to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rumpe Nisse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lesnar with a poor takedown
and Nisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lesnar falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nisse counters with a head kick. That will keep Lesnar thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Nisse leaves Lesnar with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lesnar tries to clinch up
and Nisse counters with a straight right hand.
Lesnar tries to clinch but Nisse moves away

and Nisse counters by moving into the clinch.
Nisse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lesnar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nisse lands a nice knee to the body.
Nisse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lesnar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nisse cracks Lesnar with a nice body shot.
Nisse crunches a lovely knee into Lesnar's ribcage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nisse landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nisse lands an elbow just above Lesnar 's eye.
Nisse effectively controlling the action here.
Nisse landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nisse lands a nice knee to the body.
Nisse lands a knee to the body.
Nisse manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Nisse continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Lesnar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Knees to the body from Nisse.
Nisse has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nisse leaning his opponent against the cage.
Lesnar is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Nisse pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nisse landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Nisse gets through Lesnar's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nisse lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lesnar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar has Nisse pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Nisse manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Nice body punch from Nisse - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Nisse - that landed with a thud.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nisse obliges.
Nisse lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lesnar.
Nisse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Lesnar's defenses.
Nisse using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nisse is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nisse has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nisse lands with a right to the head.
Nisse stalls.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nisse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nisse trying to stall but Lesnar improves his position.
Nisse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nisse.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Nisse is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nisse is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Rumpe Nisse.

Nisse closes the distance and clinches.
Lesnar being controlled against the cage.
Lesnar is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Nisse gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nisse lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lesnar or not.
Lesnar drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nisse pulls his leg out and moves away.
Lesnar with a lazy takedown attempt
and Nisse counters with a straight right hand.
Nisse throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nisse moves into the clinch successfully.
Nisse utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Nisse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nisse is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lesnar is keeping busy.
Nisse lands a body punch.
Nisse lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nisse digs a right hand into Lesnar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lesnar's gas tank.
Nisse slows down the pace here.
Still in the clinch, Nisse scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nisse crunches a lovely knee into Lesnar's ribcage.
Nisse landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nisse lands a nice elbow.
Nisse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nisse cracks Lesnar with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rumpe Nisse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Brock Lesnar's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Nisse clinches.
Nisse stops a takedown attempt from Lesnar.
Lesnar changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Nisse fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Nisse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lesnar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lesnar swings away with a body shot that misses
and Nisse counters with a stiff right hand.
Nisse leaves Lesnar with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brock Lesnar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nisse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Nisse jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Nisse but Nisse pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nisse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Nisse has managed to clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nisse working Lesnar over with knees to the body.
Rumpe Nisse seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nisse landing knees to the body.
Nisse scores a nice knee to the body.
Nisse working Lesnar over with knees to the body.
The referee is keeping an eye on Nisse - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Nisse lands a body shot.
Nisse controlling the action here for a moment.
Nisse trying to stall but Lesnar improves his position.
Lesnar is trying to drag Nisse to the mat but Nisse just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Nisse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nisse digs a right hand into Lesnar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lesnar's gas tank.
Nisse putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Lesnar in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Nisse lands a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nisse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nisse is pressed up against the cage. Lesnar has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Nisse down to the mat. Nisse avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Nisse lands with a kick to the temple. Lesnar shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nisse throws a nice head kick!
Lesnar misses with a takedown
and Nisse counters with a three punch combo that has Lesnar backing up. Lesnar nods at Nisse to acknowledge the strikes.
Nisse feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lesnar's calf.
Nisse throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Nisse connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Lesnar's hands.

Nisse closes the distance and clinches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nisse.
Nisse taking a breather.
Lesnar letting Nisse take a breather here.
Lesnar takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar wants a takedown but no success here.
Nisse lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Nisse landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nisse.
Nisse lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Nisse slowing the pace effectively.
Nisse lands an elbow inside that Lesnar shrugs off.
Nisse using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nisse stalling against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nisse obliges.
Nisse is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lesnar is keeping busy.
Lesnar looking for a takedown.
Nisse manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Nisse lands a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Nisse.
Nisse using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nisse is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nisse controlling the action here for a moment.
Nisse landing knees to the head.
Lesnar drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nisse pulls his leg out and moves away.

Nisse clinches up against the cage.
Lesnar can't get the takedown.
Lesnar has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Nisse avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nisse obliges.
Nisse just leaning against Lesnar, taking a breather.
Brock Lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rumpe Nisse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lesnar is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Nisse gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rumpe Nisse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Nisse winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 25:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 25:30
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rumpe Nisse!