PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mahatma Gandhi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Mahatma Gandhi enters the ring!

Cartman
vs
Gandhi

190 cm
22
220 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

225 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mahatma Gandhi!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gandhi wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Gandhi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Gandhi tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Gandhi.
Gandhi is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.

Cartman clinches up with Gandhi and pushes him back against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Gandhi is trying to stall.
Gandhi misses with a knee strike.
Gandhi tries to stall but Cartman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gandhi.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cartman's defenses.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Gandhi.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Gandhi.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Gandhi just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Gandhi tries for a takedown but Cartman manages to get underhooks.
Gandhi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Gandhi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartman walks away with a smile on his face. Gandhi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mahatma Gandhi.
Cartman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gandhi's hands.

Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Gandhi just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Gandhi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gandhi lands an elbow just above Cartman 's eye.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gandhi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartman walks away with a smile on his face. Gandhi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cartman lands a lovely overhand right.
Gandhi wants to clinch.
Gandhi is looking to clinch.
Gandhi takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Gandhi wants to clinch.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gandhi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Cartman instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Gandhi with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Cartman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cartman managing to block the knees to the body from Gandhi.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman won't allow it.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Gandhi.
Cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.
Gandhi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Gandhi blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gandhi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cartman is defending well for now.
Gandhi is working for takedown but Cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Gandhi looking for a takedown.
Gandhi looks gassed!
Gandhi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Gandhi is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cartman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Gandhi throws an elbow but it misses.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman gets through Gandhi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cartman just stands there and leans against the ropes.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman gets through Gandhi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gandhi blocking some punches.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Gandhi tries to land a knee to the head but Cartman blocks with his arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman holds him up against the ropes and eventually Gandhi drops back down to his feet.
Gandhi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gandhi.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gandhi tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gandhi tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cartman smiles and moves away.
Gandhi tries to move into range but Cartman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Gandhi tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Gandhi.
Gandhi is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. Cartman gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Gandhi's head.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Gandhi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cartman fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Gandhi walks into a stiff left hand from Cartman.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
Gandhi avoids the head kick by Cartman.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gandhi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Cartman pushes Gandhi up against the ropes in a clinch.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Gandhi.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gandhi trying to land knees to the body.
Gandhi is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cartman pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Gandhi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gandhi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gandhi.
Cartman lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Gandhi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartman walks away with a smile on his face. Gandhi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Gandhi takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Cartman cracks Gandhi with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cartman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab, jab by Cartman - just one landing.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Cartman, as that shot connected.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Gandhi is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Cartman scores with a nice strike.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Gandhi lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.

Gandhi jumps into guard, dragging Cartman to the mat.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Gandhi is working an open guard so Cartman takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

Cartman moves into the clinch.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
Gandhi blocks an uppercut.
Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Gandhi's head.
Gandhi blocks an uppercut.
Gandhi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartman walks away with a smile on his face. Gandhi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Gandhi tries to clinch up.
Cartman lands a head shot.
Gandhi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gandhi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a nice head shot.
Gandhi is looking to clinch.
Gandhi tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.

Cartman rushes Gandhi and presses him up against the ropes.
Gandhi lands a nice elbow.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Gandhi wants a takedown.
Gandhi is breathing heavily.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gandhi trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Gandhi jumps guard but Cartman stands there with Gandhi around his waist. Gandhi gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mahatma Gandhi.
Gandhi drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cartman gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Gandhi blocks an uppercut.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman won't allow it.
Gandhi pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman lands with a light punch inside.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gandhi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cartman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Gandhi throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gandhi.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Gandhi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cartman fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Gandhi.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gandhi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gandhi is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Cartman rushes Gandhi and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gandhi fails to pull guard.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.

Gandhi pulls guard successfully.

Cartman gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.

Cartman clinches with his opponent.
Gandhi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cartman walks away with a smile on his face. Gandhi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Gandhi has managed to clinch.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gandhi tries for a takedown but Cartman manages to get underhooks.
Gandhi tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi blocks an uppercut.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Gandhi looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Gandhi trying to stall but Cartman improves his position.
Gandhi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman won't allow it.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman holds him up against the ropes and eventually Gandhi drops back down to his feet.
Gandhi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gandhi throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gandhi avoiding damage.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gandhi blocking some punches.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartman blocks an elbow strike.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman won't allow it.
Cartman dodges an elbow strike from Gandhi.
Gandhi blocks an uppercut.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gandhi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cartman is defending well for now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
Gandhi tries to score a body lock takedown but Cartman shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cartman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Gandhi fails to pull guard.
Cartman misses with some punches.

Gandhi drags the fight down to the ground.

Cartman decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Cartman gets a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice elbow from Gandhi.
Gandhi throws a knee to the head but misses.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Gandhi.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Gandhi tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Gandhi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman lands a jab to the head.
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Gandhi seems unphased.
Cartman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gandhi doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
Gandhi doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
Gandhi takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Cartman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Gandhi tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Cartman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gandhi wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Gandhi is looking to clinch.
Gandhi tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Gandhi is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Gandhi wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Gandhi moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman cracks Gandhi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gandhi avoids the head kick by Cartman.
Gandhi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Gandhi is looking to clinch.
Gandhi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gandhi tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Mahatma Gandhi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Cartman rushes Gandhi and presses him up against the ropes.
Cartman blocks the elbow strike.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.
Cartman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Gandhi has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Gandhi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman avoids a wild elbow strike from Gandhi.
Gandhi misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi missing with knees to the body.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman lands a right hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Gandhi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cartman just stands there and leans against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gandhi goes for a takedown attempt but Cartman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Gandhi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Gandhi wants to clinch up but Cartman keeps it at a distance.
Cartman lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Gandhi tries to clinch up.

Gandhi tries to keep at a distance but Cartman has taken the fight into the clinch.
Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
Gandhi drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mahatma Gandhi.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gandhi misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Cartman.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gandhi.
Gandhi tries to pull guard but Cartman holds him up against the ropes and eventually Gandhi drops back down to his feet.
Gandhi lands a damaging elbow.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman stops a takedown attempt from Gandhi.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gandhi blocking some punches.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Mahatma Gandhi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman lands a left hand.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gandhi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gandhi misses with an elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Cartman fails to land.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gandhi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cartman blocks the elbow strike.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Gandhi.
Gandhi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cartman pulls his leg out and moves away.

Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Gandhi, pushing him back against the ropes.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Gandhi backwards.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Gandhi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cartman pulls his leg out and moves away.
Gandhi fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman throws a sloppy head kick and Gandhi moves out of range easily.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gandhi can do to turn this around?
Jab by Cartman.
Gandhi looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Gandhi has Cartman pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Cartman manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Gandhi just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartman's brow.
Cartman avoids the elbow strike from Gandhi, against the ropes.
Gandhi is trying to maintain a safe position but Cartman gets an underhook and turns Gandhi into the ropes.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman pushes Gandhi back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gandhi blocking some punches.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Gandhi misses with a knee strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Gandhi.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman blocks the elbow strike.
Cartman lands with a short shot to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cartman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Eric Cartman!
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Eric Cartman!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Eric Cartman!

Eric Cartman wins by unanimous decision!