PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Rebel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hassenmussendussenberg kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Hoporider. Rebel has chosen Motörhead - I'm So Bad (Baby I don't Care) as his entrance music. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Von Hassenmussendussenberg
vs
Rebel

200 cm
20
219 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

191 cm
18
219 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Rebel!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rebel shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Rebel looking to finish with strikes here!
Rebel in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Rebel throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg wants to control but Rebel is having none of it.
Rebel dominating with strikes here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tries to kick Rebel off but Rebel keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Rebel is looking to advance position but Von Hassenmussendussenberg won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Rebel missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rebel is controlling the pace.
Rebel misses with a head shot. Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses the momentum to regain guard.
Rebel throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Rebel accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Rebel pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Von Hassenmussendussenberg is keeping the position for now.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Rebel prevents Von Hassenmussendussenberg from getting back to his feet.
Rebel wants to control from the top but Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Von Hassenmussendussenberg pushes Rebel off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a nice looking jab.
Rebel misses with a wild body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rebel tries for a takedown but Von Hassenmussendussenberg sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Decent striking displayed by Von Hassenmussendussenberg there.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rebel waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a shot to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg slips under a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rebel in his tracks.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg blocks a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fighters circle momentarily. Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a nice cross.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rebel loads up on a big right hand but Von Hassenmussendussenberg slips the punch.
Rebel is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rebel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg digs a good hook to Rebel's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg punishes Rebel's body with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a two punch combination.
Rebel on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rebel takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rebel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Von Hassenmussendussenberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Rebel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rebel looks gassed!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Rebel ducks right into an uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a nice looking jab.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rebel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a really nice looking cross but Rebel seems unphased.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
The fighters circle momentarily. Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works over Rebel's head and body with a nice combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a right hand. Rebel shakes it off.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is working the combinations to good effect here.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Rebel sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Rebel throws a hook to the side of Von Hassenmussendussenberg's head but Von Hassenmussendussenberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a combination. Rebel tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Rebel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands the left hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Rebel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a looping right hand.
Rebel takes one to the chin there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a nice combination. Rebel backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Dick Rebel has been cut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stuns Rebel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab-cross combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Rebel walks into a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Rebel's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Von Hassenmussendussenberg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks a nice hook into Rebel's ribs.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a crisp jab.
Rebel looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Von Hassenmussendussenberg is fending him off so far but Rebel persists. Nope, Von Hassenmussendussenberg circles away and we're back to standing.
Rebel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Rebel sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with the punch.
Rebel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tests Rebel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a four punch combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rebel takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with the left hand. Rebel knows he should have avoided that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rebel.
Rebel is breathing heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Rebel. Those never looked like landing.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds a left hand into Rebel's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg digs a good hook to Rebel's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab-cross combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a nice cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A lazy left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rebel can do to turn this around?
Rebel throws out a loose jab but Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with an overhand left.
Rebel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rebel has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rebel takes one to the side of the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rebel doesn't manage to clinch there - Von Hassenmussendussenberg circles away.
Rebel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rebel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg sizes up Rebel with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with the punch.
Rebel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Rebel with a right hand to the side of the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws out a powerful jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rebel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs Rebel to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rebel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rebel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's way through Rebel's defenses.
Rebel needs to keep his hands up - Von Hassenmussendussenberg had a free shot at his head there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Rebel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rebel.
Rebel is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Nice shot lands for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rebel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A shot to the liver by Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Beautiful body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a nice looking jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks a nice hook into Rebel's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rebel has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rebel drops his hands momentarily and Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs Rebel to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A right-left combo lands from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Rebel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stalks Rebel and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rebel's face. Rebel staggers backwards, shaken.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Rebel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rebel on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Von Hassenmussendussenberg duly obliges.
Rebel ducks right into an uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of strikes that have Rebel backpedaling.
Rebel walks into a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Von Hassenmussendussenberg, as that shot connected.
Rebel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Rebel sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Rebel looks to land a left hand but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moved out of range nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a nice combination. Rebel backs away looking to recover.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a one two combo.
Rebel has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rebel there as he acknowledges the shot.
Rebel needs to keep his hands up - Von Hassenmussendussenberg had a free shot at his head there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a nice combination. Rebel backs away looking to recover.
Rebel throws out a loose jab but Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stalks Rebel and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rebel's face. Rebel staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rebel takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Von Hassenmussendussenberg, as that shot connected.
A decent looking cross lands there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab.
Rebel might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dick Rebel's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Rebel misses with a series of wild punches.
Donk. Von Hassenmussendussenberg catches Rebel right on the button with a cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice shot that snaps Rebel's head back.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works Rebel's body with a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rebel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs Rebel right on the nose. Rebel blinks but takes it well.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Rebel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a one two combo.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rebel in his tracks.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice hook to Rebel's body. Rebel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to the nose.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an overhand right.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to the head.
Rebel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a one two combo.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Rebel on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rebel takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Danga de danga de dang - Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a four punch combination!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stalks Rebel and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rebel's face. Rebel staggers backwards, shaken.
Good shot there by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Danga de danga de dang - Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a four punch combination!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab. Rebel acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stalks Rebel and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rebel's face. Rebel staggers backwards, shaken.
Nice defenses there by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rebel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a two punch combo.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg slips under a jab from Rebel.
Rebel gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rebel misses the shot to the body.
Rebel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice hook to Rebel's body. Rebel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rebel shoots in but no luck this time.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a right hand. Rebel shakes it off.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dick Rebel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stuns Rebel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a hook to the body. Rebel takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab to the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an overhand right.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Rebel sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Rebel closes the distance and clinches up with Von Hassenmussendussenberg, looking for a takedown. Rebel pushes Von Hassenmussendussenberg against the cage but Von Hassenmussendussenberg circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rebel.
Rebel takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Rebel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A left and a right from Von Hassenmussendussenberg both land. Nice combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A shot to the liver by Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd cheers as Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rebel doesn't seem phased though.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeps the fight on the outside.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stalks Rebel and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rebel's face. Rebel staggers backwards, shaken.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rebel.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg punishes Rebel's body with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a two punch combo.
Nice straight punches there by Von Hassenmussendussenberg. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
Rebel shoots in for a takedown but Von Hassenmussendussenberg shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Rebel.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a straight right. Rebel didn't see that one coming.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tests Rebel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rebel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Rebel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an overhand right.
Rebel misses with a jab, cross combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tests Rebel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A left and a right from Von Hassenmussendussenberg both land. Nice combination.
Rebel is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Rebel backs up against the cage.
Rebel changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Von Hassenmussendussenberg tries to avoid it but Rebel manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Von Hassenmussendussenberg to the ground. Von Hassenmussendussenberg escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks a nice hook into Rebel's ribs.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tests Rebel's chin there with a solid looking shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Von Hassenmussendussenberg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:25
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:25
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!