PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jimbo Sweetits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monti Python (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweetits's entrance music is Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy. A fine choice. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Sweetits
vs
Python

185 cm
22
194 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

188 cm
23
195 lbs
7 - 4 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimbo Sweetits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Monti Python!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Python.
Python misses with a hook. Sweetits ducked under it nicely.
Sweetits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Python throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Python looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Python sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Python moves out of range of the body kick.
Sweetits scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Sweetits checks a low kick from Python.
Python jabs Sweetits to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Python keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sweetits.
Sweetits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sweetits takes a swing at Python's ribcage but misses.
Python misses with a hook. Sweetits ducked under it nicely.
Sweetits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Python circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Python moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Python on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sweetits. Sweetits obviously looking to wear him down.
Python misses with a looping left.
Python throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sweetits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Python looks gassed!
Sweetits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Python lands a body shot.
Sweetits getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sweetits goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Monti Python has been cut.
Sweetits throws a low kick but it's checked well by Python.
Python misses with a looping left.
A head kick misses from Sweetits.
Python avoids the body shot from Sweetits.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sweetits looks to land a body kick but Python moved away.
Python chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sweetits can pounce on him.
Sweetits thows a leg kick but Python checks it
and Python counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sweetits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Python throws the left hand but Sweetits avoids the punch easily.
The fighters circling - Python throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Python ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sweetits moves away.
A swing and a miss from Python.
Sweetits lands with a hook. Python tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sweetits is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sweetits is looking to land body kicks.
Python lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Python throws a shot from downtown. Sweetits moves away and avoids it.
Sweetits throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Python takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

Sweetits lands a big head kick that sends Python tumbling to the mat! Sweetits takes a step backwards and waves Python back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Python is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sweetits connects with a body shot.
Python is still on wobbly legs! Can Sweetits finish him?
Sweetits throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Python crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jimbo Sweetits!