PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Albert Wesker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Plocka Bananer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wesker comes into the arena with Thriller blaring out of the sound system. Bananer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by HIT LIKE A MAN. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wesker
vs
Bananer

181 cm
25
161 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

177 cm
18
162 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Albert Wesker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Plocka Bananer!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bananer lands a right hook to the body.
Wesker throws a sloppy head kick and Bananer moves out of range easily.
Bananer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wesker needs to keep his hands up - Bananer had a free shot at his head there.
Bananer shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Wesker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wesker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wesker throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Some wild striking there from Wesker.
Bananer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wesker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bananer's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Bananer duly obliges.
Wesker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wesker throws a combination that misses
letting Bananer counter with a right hand.
Wesker throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bananer catches Wesker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wesker takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Wesker is rocked!
Bananer Rushes Wesker and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Wesker is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Bananer Piles on the pressure and Wesker crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Plocka Bananer!
Plocka Bananer is the new lightweight champion!