PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Paco Taco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jebediah Stewart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taco's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Angel Doze - Clack Clack. Stewart comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Momma Said Knock You Out kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Taco
vs
Stewart

178 cm
23
168 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

181 cm
27
163 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Paco Taco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jebediah Stewart!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Taco blocks a head kick by Stewart.
Stewart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Taco has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Stewart.
Taco blocks a head kick by Stewart.
Good work by Taco as he checks the leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Taco.
Taco throws a push kick but Stewart slaps the foot to one side.
Stewart throws a hook but Taco blocks it.
Taco lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stewart circles away quickly and effectively.
Taco connects with the punch.
Stewart avoids the body shot from Taco.
Stewart uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Taco.
Stewart lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Taco lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Jebediah Stewart has been cut.
Stewart takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A solid body kick from Taco.
Taco dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Taco throws a half hearted mid kick.
Taco blocks a head kick by Stewart.
Stewart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stewart lands with a kick to the temple. Taco shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
Taco throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stewart lands a leg kick that knocks Taco off balance momentarily.
Taco tries to land a front kick but Stewart steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stewart feints and then cracks Taco's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Taco down.
Taco fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stewart avoids a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Taco.
Stewart avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stewart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Stewart moves out of range of the body kick.
Stewart showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Taco.
Taco is breathing heavily.
A low kick from Stewart is predictable there
and Taco counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stewart scores with a kick to the midsection.
Taco checks a leg kick.
Stewart lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Stewart moves into range and connects with a jab.

Stewart lands a left and a right that send Taco crashing to the mat, dazed. Stewart thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Taco is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stewart fakes the leg kick and cracks Taco in the body.
Oh Taco is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stewart throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Taco crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jebediah Stewart!