PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hector Kilimanjaro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luscious Canonfodder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilimanjaro comes to the cage accompanied by Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Kilimanjaro
vs
Canonfodder

175 cm
23
165 lbs
7 - 4 - 1

178 cm
20
155 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Frank`s TASTE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Hector Kilimanjaro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Luscious Canonfodder!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canonfodder defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kilimanjaro.
Kilimanjaro takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Canonfodder takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Canonfodder takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kilimanjaro is trying hard to land a takedown here. Canonfodder sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kilimanjaro throws a head kick but Canonfodder moves out of range.
Kilimanjaro tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Canonfodder manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Canonfodder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kilimanjaro fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hector Kilimanjaro. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Canonfodder looks to land a combination but Kilimanjaro avoids it well.
Kilimanjaro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
No joy there for Canonfodder, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kilimanjaro looks for the body kick but Canonfodder saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro is looking to land body kicks.
Kilimanjaro misses with a wild combination.
Canonfodder ducks under a wild hook from Kilimanjaro.
Canonfodder uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kilimanjaro.
Canonfodder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kilimanjaro.
Kilimanjaro tries to close the distance and clinch but Canonfodder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kilimanjaro lands a lovely overhand right.
Kilimanjaro on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kilimanjaro tests Canonfodder's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Canonfodder is rocked!
Kilimanjaro looks to score with a jab to the body but Canonfodder is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Canonfodder moves away.
Kilimanjaro throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Canonfodder counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Luscious Canonfodder is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kilimanjaro tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kilimanjaro throws a low kick, looking for Canonfodder's leg but Canonfodder calmly moves out of range.
Canonfodder misses with a hook. Kilimanjaro ducked under it nicely.
Horrible takedown by Kilimanjaro or perhaps it was just good defense by Canonfodder which made him look bad.
Kilimanjaro darts in trying to clinch
and Canonfodder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kilimanjaro throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Canonfodder counters with a left and a right that stings Kilimanjaro.
Canonfodder moves out of range of the body kick.
Canonfodder avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Kilimanjaro misses.
Good shot there by Canonfodder.
Canonfodder scores with a hook to the body. Kilimanjaro takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kilimanjaro tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canonfodder swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Kilimanjaro shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Canonfodder's guard.
Kilimanjaro postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Canonfodder had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kilimanjaro defends it easily.
Kilimanjaro slips nicely into half guard.
Kilimanjaro content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Kilimanjaro looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canonfodder tries to roll over but Kilimanjaro keeps him under control.
Kilimanjaro throwing shots but Canonfodder is blocking nicely.
Canonfodder is pressing down on Kilimanjaro's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Kilimanjaro content to stall in guard here.
Canonfodder wants to sweep here but Kilimanjaro controlling him for the moment.
Kilimanjaro trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Canonfodder manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Kilimanjaro manages to get himself to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Canonfodder trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Kilimanjaro working for a triangle but Canonfodder defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hector Kilimanjaro dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kilimanjaro looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Canonfodder is fending him off so far but Kilimanjaro persists. Nope, Canonfodder circles away and we're back to standing.
Kilimanjaro misses with a kick to the body
and Canonfodder counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kilimanjaro takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Canonfodder looks to throw the jab but Kilimanjaro is out of range.
Canonfodder blocks the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilimanjaro misses with a double jab
and Canonfodder counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kilimanjaro thinking.
Kilimanjaro misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Canonfodder.
Canonfodder throws a jab but it's blocked by Kilimanjaro.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canonfodder waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kilimanjaro.
Hector Kilimanjaro is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kilimanjaro throws a body punch but Canonfodder moves out of range.
Canonfodder throws a right hand that Kilimanjaro ducks under and follows up with a left that Kilimanjaro also avoids with ease.
Kilimanjaro takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kilimanjaro is defended easily by Canonfodder.
Canonfodder lands the left hand.
Kilimanjaro shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Canonfodder defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hector Kilimanjaro. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Canonfodder displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kilimanjaro.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kilimanjaro misses with a body kick.
Kilimanjaro is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kilimanjaro closes the distance and clinches up with Canonfodder, looking for a takedown. Kilimanjaro pushes Canonfodder against the cage but Canonfodder circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hector Kilimanjaro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kilimanjaro pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canonfodder scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Canonfodder stuffs the takedown.
Canonfodder might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Kilimanjaro misses with a looping right.
Kilimanjaro misses with the combination.
Canonfodder slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro misses with a straight right.
Kilimanjaro misses with a takedown
letting Canonfodder counter with a right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kilimanjaro misses with a takedown attempt
and Canonfodder counters with a low kick, right behind Kilimanjaro 's knee.
Canonfodder scores with a jab.
Kilimanjaro misses with a leg kick.
Canonfodder slips under a jab.
Kilimanjaro throws a leg kick
and Canonfodder counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kilimanjaro thinking.
A punch combination from Kilimanjaro misses.
Kilimanjaro pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kilimanjaro misses with a takedown
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combo that has Kilimanjaro backing up. Kilimanjaro nods at Canonfodder to acknowledge the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro throws a hook but Canonfodder avoids it easily.
Canonfodder has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kilimanjaro.
Canonfodder connects with a single shot there.
Canonfodder stuns Kilimanjaro with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A shot to the liver by Canonfodder. Beautiful body shot.
Kilimanjaro misses with the combination.
Kilimanjaro shoots for a takedown but Canonfodder saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kilimanjaro misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kilimanjaro tries to clinch up.
Sloppy strikes from Canonfodder. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luscious Canonfodder showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Canonfodder swats away the attempt to clinch by Kilimanjaro.
Canonfodder lands with a shot to the body.
Canonfodder tries to work over Kilimanjaro's front leg with a kick but Kilimanjaro checks it.
Canonfodder catches Kilimanjaro with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kilimanjaro cracks Canonfodder with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Canonfodder connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Canonfodder scores with a hook to the body. Kilimanjaro takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kilimanjaro looks to land a right hand but Canonfodder moved out of range.
Kilimanjaro throws a nice looking combination but Canonfodder bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kilimanjaro throws a head kick that misses
and Canonfodder counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Canonfodder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That kick from Kilimanjaro tenderised Canonfodder's leg. Canonfodder is trying to keep his angry face on.
Canonfodder scores with a one two! Kilimanjaro had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Kilimanjaro misses with a leg kick
and Canonfodder counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kilimanjaro looks to throw the jab but Canonfodder is out of range.
Kilimanjaro with a poor takedown
and Canonfodder counters with a left to the body.
Kilimanjaro throws a body kick the misses
and Canonfodder counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kilimanjaro thinking.
Canonfodder moves out of range of the body kick from Kilimanjaro.
Kilimanjaro shoots and misses
and Canonfodder counters with a solid body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kilimanjaro takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Canonfodder fails to land with a series of punches.
Kilimanjaro looks to clinch
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro tries to clinch but Canonfodder moves away
and Kilimanjaro takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kilimanjaro throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kilimanjaro looks to land a combination but Canonfodder avoids it well.
Canonfodder falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kilimanjaro cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Canonfodder. Kilimanjaro does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kilimanjaro throws a jab but it's blocked by Canonfodder.
Kilimanjaro tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sloppy strikes from Canonfodder. Those never looked like landing.
Kilimanjaro shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hector Kilimanjaro. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kilimanjaro throws a combination that misses
and Canonfodder counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilimanjaro tries a head kick but it misses.
Kilimanjaro shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Canonfodder sprawls well. Canonfodder wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Kilimanjaro gets slowly back to his feet.
Canonfodder looks to land a right hand but Kilimanjaro moved out of range.
Canonfodder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kilimanjaro tries for a takedown but Canonfodder sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Canonfodder ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kilimanjaro rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Canonfodder moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kilimanjaro looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Kilimanjaro avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Canonfodder misses with a wild body shot.
Kilimanjaro with a lazy takedown attempt
and Canonfodder makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Canonfodder - just one landing.
Canonfodder blocks a low kick nicely.
Canonfodder jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kilimanjaro throws out a loose jab but Canonfodder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kilimanjaro misses with a hook. Canonfodder ducked under it nicely.
Canonfodder defending well as Kilimanjaro loads up on a big left hand.
Kilimanjaro moves out of range of the strikes.
Kilimanjaro takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kilimanjaro dives in and grabs Canonfodder's left leg, looking for a takedown. Canonfodder pushes down on Kilimanjaro's head and hops out.
A nice combination there by Canonfodder.
Kilimanjaro throws out a loose jab but Canonfodder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kilimanjaro looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Canonfodder is fending him off so far but Kilimanjaro persists. Nope, Canonfodder circles away and we're back to standing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Luscious Canonfodder comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Canonfodder has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Luscious Canonfodder!