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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dan the tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Javier Cano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). the tank comes to the cage accompanied by ready to fight. dan the tank could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Javier Cano's chin.
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240 lbs
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209 cm
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265 lbs
5 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, dan the tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Javier Cano!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from the tank.
the tank looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
the tank gets a takedown into half guard.
the tank content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
the tank thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cano wants to get back to his feet.
the tank trying to mount his opponent but Cano defends it.
the tank with the ground and pound but Cano uses the opportunity to regain guard.
the tank pushing down on Cano's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. the tank connects with a nice short shot to Cano's temple.
That's one minute gone in the round.
the tank seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
the tank missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
the tank looks to land a strike but Cano avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
the tank postures up in Cano's guard and throws a big left but Cano blocks it.
Cano wants to stand and escape but the tank is having none of it.
the tank trying to control the position from guard on top but Cano is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
the tank keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Cano's head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as the tank accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
the tank wants to control from the top but Cano keeps moving.
Cano avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
the tank wants to control from the top but Cano keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
the tank loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
the tank scoring with punches to the head and body.
the tank is breathing heavily.
the tank wants to pass the guard but Cano is keeping the position.
the tank throwing strikes but missing.
Cano is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst the tank is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
the tank stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cano swivels though and keeps the full guard.
the tank working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
the tank might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cano lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for the tank!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
the tank is desperately trying to improve his position but Cano has a good base and remains in mount.
Cano working for a submission but the tank is keeping him at bay.
the tank is looking to improve his position but Cano isn't that keen on the idea.
Cano with the ground and pound from mount.
Cano avoids the attempt from the tank to control.
Cano breaks from the tank's wrist control and lands an elbow.
the tank is desperately trying to improve his position but Cano has a good base and remains in mount.
Cano with shots to the head and body - the tank looks very uncomfortable down there.
Cano wants to control the pace but the tank is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
the tank wants to hold on but Cano pushes him away.
the tank keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Cano lands a big shot there that rocks the tank but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
the tank tries to hold on but Cano postures up.
Cano looking for a guillotine from mount but the tank is having none of it.
the tank keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
the tank is working hard here to advance position.
the tank tries to lock up and control but Cano gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
the tank is in all sorts of trouble here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that dan the tank will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Cano misses with a series of wild punches.
Cano is looking to clinch.
the tank shoots in looking for a takedown. Cano tries to sprawl out of it but the tank keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cano manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cano throws a one two combo.
Cano is looking to clinch but the tank is avoiding it.
Cano attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cano moves into the clinch.
the tank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cano misses with a few strikes there.
the tank closes the distance and clinches up with Cano, looking for a takedown. the tank pushes Cano against the cage but Cano circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Cano throws a sloppy head kick and the tank moves out of range easily.
Cano moves into the clinch.
the tank keeps control of Cano as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cano is looking to break free of the clinch but the tank has double underhooks.
Cano drops down looking for an ankle pick but the tank pulls his leg out and moves away.
the tank closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - the tank lands in his opponent's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
the tank postures up in Cano's guard and throws a big left but Cano blocks it.
the tank has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
the tank throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
the tank working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cano working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from the tank.
the tank working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
the tank stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cano swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Cano avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
the tank content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
the tank working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cano keeping moving, preventing the tank from controlling successfully.
the tank postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cano avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
the tank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
the tank postures up in Cano's guard and throws a big left but Cano blocks it.
Cano is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst the tank is controlling him.
the tank works over Cano with some ground and pound from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
the tank won't allow Cano to sweep him here.
Cano trying to control the position.
Cano wants to stand but the tank is controlling the position.
Cano keeping moving, preventing the tank from controlling successfully.
the tank trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
the tank won't allow Cano to get back to his feet.
the tank postures up and lands a big shot to Cano's brow.
the tank postures up in Cano's guard and throws a big left but Cano blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
the tank throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cano works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
the tank missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as the tank accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cano working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from the tank.
the tank scoring with punches to the head and body.
the tank throws and elbow that misses. Cano uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in the tank's guard. Nice move by Cano!
the tank trying to keep a closed guard but Cano is proving a slippery customer.
the tank escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cano gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
dan the tank overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
the tank looking for a guillotine here but Cano defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that dan the tank will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Cano throws a head kick but the tank moves out of range.
the tank dodges the punch combination from Cano.
the tank circles away from the clinch attempt.
A combination from Cano does no damage.
the tank fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice takedown defense from Cano. No joy for the tank on that attempt.
the tank slips a jab and a cross from Cano.
Cano throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by the tank.
Cano throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cano throws a nice looking combination but the tank bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
dan the tank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
the tank shoots in and bounces Cano off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Cano keeping full guard, as the tank tries to pass.
That's one minute gone in the round.
the tank throws a big right hand that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cano pushes the tank off and gets back to his feet.
the tank shoots in but Cano avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for dan the tank. That's going to take a lot out of him.
the tank is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
the tank moves out of range of the body kick from Cano.
Cano misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
the tank fails with a takedown attempt.
Cano looks to land a combination but the tank avoids it well.
the tank scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
the tank is looking to take a break and control but Cano is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
the tank fails to land a wild elbow strike.
the tank cracks Cano with a big elbow.
Cano parries the strikes from the tank easily there. the tank is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Cano to escape.
the tank postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
the tank throwing shots but missing, from side control.
the tank throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Cano works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
the tank throwing shots but Cano is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
the tank working the head and body with strikes.
the tank trying to control from half guard but Cano is working away.
the tank scoring with strikes to the body and head.
the tank uses his free foot to push down on Cano's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Cano.
the tank sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Cano avoids a series of strikes thrown by the tank.
the tank raining down hammerfists from mount.
the tank thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
the tank fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
BOOM! the tank connects with a massive shot to the dome!
the tank sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
the tank misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
the tank lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
the tank lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
the tank landing strikes from the mount.
the tank lands a nice shot to the head.
the tank landing strikes, looking to finish!
Cano is in all sorts of trouble here.
the tank throws some wild stikes that Cano manages to avoid easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
dan the tank showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for the tank, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for dan the tank!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for dan the tank!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for dan the tank!
dan the tank wins by unanimous decision!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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