PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cheesy POOF (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joose Goebbels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Goebbels's choice of entrance music: Rammstein - Sonne. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

POOF
vs
Goebbels

193 cm
22
262 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

215 cm
25
287 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cheesy POOF!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joose Goebbels!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
POOF fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Goebbels checks it well.
Goebbels throws a right hand that POOF ducks under and follows up with a left that POOF also avoids with ease.
Joose Goebbels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
POOF throws a right and a left that Goebbels avoids nicely.
Nice jab there from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands a slapping body shot.
A clash of legs there as Goebbels blocks the low kick.
Goebbels walks forward, straight into a front kick from POOF.
Goebbels lands a nice looking body shot.
POOF pivots, looking for a leg kick but Goebbels is out of range and POOF settles back down.
POOF with a nice cross.

It looks like Joose Goebbels has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot to the liver by Goebbels. Beautiful body shot.
Goebbels throws a jab when POOF was well out of range.
POOF throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Goebbels keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Goebbels connects with a leg kick. POOF looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
POOF swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Goebbels connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
POOF closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Goebbels throws a leg kick which misses POOF's front leg but catches the back leg as POOF tries to avoid it.
Goebbels lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
POOF throws a half hearted mid kick.
Goebbels throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Goebbels is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Goebbels jabs POOF right on the nose. POOF blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
POOF feints and then cracks Goebbels's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Goebbels down.
POOF takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nice straight punches there by Goebbels. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Goebbels.
Goebbels thows a body kick. POOF tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Goebbels lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as POOF backs up against the cage.
Goebbels moves out of range of the body kick.
Goebbels throws a low kick, looking for POOF's leg but POOF calmly moves out of range.
POOF looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Goebbels throws a solid leg kick but POOF takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Goebbels.
POOF moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
POOF throws a leg kick
and Goebbels counters with a two punch combo.
POOF gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Goebbels throws a head kick that half lands.
Goebbels is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! POOF had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Goebbels.
POOF takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Goebbels throws a one two combo.
Goebbels will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A bone on bone clash there as Goebbels blocks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
POOF throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
POOF walks into a jab.
Goebbels throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Goebbels throws a head kick but POOF moves out of range.
Goebbels connects with a leg kick. POOF looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A head kick from Goebbels lands but POOF takes it in his stride.
POOF attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Goebbels throws a low kick but POOF avoids it.
Goebbels has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
POOF misses with a body kick.
Goebbels comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Goebbels throws a series of punches but POOF moves out of range.
POOF tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Goebbels was well out of range. Poor timing from POOF.
A head kick by POOF misses
and Goebbels counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Goebbels dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on POOF. That did some damage!
POOF tries to land a front kick but Goebbels steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Goebbels lunges at POOF with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by POOF's hand.
POOF on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jab by Goebbels.
Goebbels connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Goebbels connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed POOF momentarily.
POOF rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goebbels moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
POOF swings for the body but Goebbels moves out of range.
Goebbels scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Goebbels throws a head kick that POOF semi-blocks.
Goebbels wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
POOF is breathing heavily.
A cross from Goebbels lands.
POOF buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
POOF tries to work over Goebbels's front leg with a kick but Goebbels checks it.
Goebbels tries to bum rush POOF with a series of wild strikes but POOF uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Goebbels misses with the combination.
Nice body punch from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands with an overhand left.
A lazy left from Goebbels finds it's target.
Goebbels lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goebbels on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
POOF takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Goebbels scores with a nice strike.
Goebbels throws a combination. POOF tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
An inside leg kick lands from Goebbels.
Goebbels lands a head kick. POOF smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
POOF lands a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Goebbels.
Goebbels connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed POOF momentarily.
POOF misses with a low kick.
Goebbels cracks POOF with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Goebbels misses with the combination.
Goebbels scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
POOF looks to land a body kick but Goebbels moved away.
Goebbels fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but POOF is out of range.
Goebbels swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Goebbels is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Goebbels lands a nice shot that snaps POOF's head back.
Goebbels misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Goebbels misses with a wild combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Goebbels connects with a right hand. POOF shakes it off.
POOF throws a combination that misses
and Goebbels counters with a nice leg kick.
POOF throws a nice inside leg kick.
POOF throws a sloppy head kick and Goebbels moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joose Goebbels dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Joose Goebbels's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Goebbels lands a nice leg kick that just misses POOF's sensitive parts.
Goebbels tries to bum rush POOF with a series of wild strikes but POOF uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Goebbels throws a leg kick that misses.
Goebbels pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Goebbels thows a left - swing and a miss!
POOF slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Jab by Goebbels.
Goebbels misses with a two punch combination.
POOF moves out of range of the body kick.
Goebbels scoring well with a low kick there.
POOF misses with an attempted mid kick.
POOF lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Goebbels looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
POOF connects with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by POOF.
Goebbels is breathing heavily.

A head kick lands from POOF that sends Goebbels to the canvas. Goebbels tries to scramble back to his feet but POOF brings him back down into side control.

Goebbels is rocked!

POOF decides to stand back up. POOF steps back and let's Goebbels get back to his feet.
Goebbels is still on wobbly legs! Can POOF finish him?
POOF fakes the leg kick and cracks Goebbels in the body.
Goebbels seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
POOF misses with a leg kick
and Goebbels counters with a straight right hand.
POOF thumps Goebbels with a low kick.
POOF throws a leg kick that misses.
POOF lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
POOF lands with a good body shot.
POOF jabs Goebbels right on the nose. Goebbels blinks but takes it well.

That has opened up Joose Goebbels's cut even more.
That kick from POOF tenderised Goebbels's leg. Goebbels is trying to keep his angry face on.
POOF scores with a push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice inside leg kick there by POOF. That's going to slow Goebbels down.
Goebbels stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from POOF.
Joose Goebbels is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
POOF throws a head kick but Goebbels moves out of range.
POOF is looking to land body kicks.
Goebbels avoids a kick to the body.
Goebbels's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Goebbels displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as POOF throws out the jab.
POOF throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Goebbels takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Goebbels shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Goebbels checks a leg kick nicely.
A solid leg kick lands there for POOF.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - POOF finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Goebbels has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from POOF.
Goebbels has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Goebbels sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A chopping leg kick lands by POOF.
POOF lands with a thumping leg kick.
Goebbels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Goebbels keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
POOF looks for the body kick but Goebbels saw that one coming.
Goebbels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
POOF lands with a nice body punch.
Goebbels sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from POOF.
POOF tests Goebbels's chin there with a solid looking shot.
POOF fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Goebbels manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from POOF.
Cheesy POOF is winning the standup battle so far.
Goebbels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A big left from POOF misses.
POOF throws a jab when Goebbels was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels lands a head shot.
Goebbels throws a head kick but POOF moves out of range.
POOF is looking to slow Goebbels down with leg kicks.
POOF looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
POOF does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
POOF listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
POOF shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Goebbels misses with a straight right.
POOF tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Goebbels is able to avoid easily.
POOF lands a jab to Goebbels's midsection.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from POOF.
Goebbels missing with a left hand there. POOF was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Goebbels tries to work over POOF's front leg with a kick but POOF checks it.
Goebbels scores with a punch to the head.
POOF cracks a nice hook into Goebbels's ribs.
POOF throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
POOF throws a body kick that misses.
Goebbels throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A big right from Goebbels misses.
Goebbels looks to score with a jab to the body but POOF is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
POOF throws a nice outside leg kick.
Goebbels on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Goebbels misses with a body kick.
POOF connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by POOF. That's going to slow Goebbels down.
Goebbels walks into a stiff left hand from POOF.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
POOF throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Goebbels showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from POOF.
Goebbels takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
POOF fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
POOF lands a nice looking body kick.
Goebbels misses with a shot to the body
and POOF counters with a slapping leg kick.
POOF throws a leg kick which misses Goebbels's front leg but catches the back leg as Goebbels tries to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
POOF misses with a body kick.
Goebbels takes one on the button.

The cut above Joose Goebbels's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
POOF misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Good leg kick by POOF there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
POOF throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cheesy POOF dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Joose Goebbels's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

POOF buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
POOF connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
POOF does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
POOF dips to his left and cracks Goebbels with an uppercut!
POOF moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
POOF tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Goebbels is able to avoid easily.
POOF lands a really nice looking cross but Goebbels seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
POOF misses with a kick to the body.
Goebbels keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slapping body kick lands there for POOF.
Goebbels jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A chopping leg kick lands by POOF.
POOF throws a head kick but Goebbels moves out of range.
That kick from POOF tenderised Goebbels's leg. Goebbels is trying to keep his angry face on.
Goebbels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and POOF counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
POOF moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
POOF turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
POOF with a hook.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
POOF misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goebbels has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by POOF.
POOF throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Goebbels misses the target.
Goebbels takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
POOF turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Goebbels blocks the low kick.
Goebbels on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
POOF connects with a solid leg kick.
POOF lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big right from POOF misses.
A head kick misses from POOF.
POOF misses with a low kick.
POOF pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Good leg kick by POOF there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Goebbels throws a jab when POOF was well out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for POOF.
POOF looks for the body kick but Goebbels saw that one coming.
A nice inside leg kick there by POOF. That's going to slow Goebbels down.
Goebbels checks a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
POOF cracks the inside of Goebbels's front leg.
Goebbels is on the wrong end of a nice combination from POOF.
Goebbels ducks down and throws a hook to the body but POOF moves away.
Goebbels keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
POOF blocks a low kick nicely.
POOF cracks the inside of Goebbels's front leg.
Goebbels takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
POOF swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Goebbels swings for the body but POOF moves out of range.
Nice body kick there by POOF.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
POOF misses with a straight left.
Goebbels pulls out of a head kick attempt.
POOF misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Goebbels takes a swing at POOF's ribcage but misses.
POOF lands a leg kick that knocks Goebbels off balance momentarily.
Goebbels takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A nice inside leg kick there by POOF. That's going to slow Goebbels down.
POOF throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A low kick from Goebbels misses
and POOF counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Joose Goebbels's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
POOF throws a head kick that misses.
Decent striking displayed by Goebbels there.
Goebbels takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
POOF bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Goebbels misses with a body punch
and POOF counters with a low kick, right behind Goebbels 's knee.
Some bone on bone action there as Goebbels checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Goebbels slips under a jab from POOF.
Goebbels scores with a nice strike.
POOF scores with a jab to the head.
POOF slips a jab and a cross from Goebbels.
POOF throws a quick inside leg kick.
POOF cracks Goebbels with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
POOF throws a low kick, looking for Goebbels's leg but Goebbels calmly moves out of range.
POOF keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Goebbels.
A chopping leg kick lands by POOF.
POOF looks to score with a jab to the body but Goebbels is just out of range.
POOF throws a head kick that misses.
POOF tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
POOF feints and then cracks Goebbels's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Goebbels down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goebbels throws a combination but it was largely blocked by POOF.
POOF scoring well with a low kick there.
POOF darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
POOF turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
POOF misses with a body kick.
POOF connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Good leg kick by POOF there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
POOF misses with an attempted mid kick.
Goebbels blocks a head kick by POOF.
Goebbels tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
POOF feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Goebbels's calf.
Goebbels avoids the head kick by POOF.
Goebbels waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract POOF.
POOF looks to land a body kick but Goebbels moved away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
POOF scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
POOF bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Goebbels's head.
POOF with a hook.
POOF wants to land a leg kick but Goebbels is out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cheesy POOF showed his dominance in that final round.
Well POOF has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:26
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 29:26
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 29:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cheesy POOF!