PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Amir Mahmoud (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mr Dickface is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Mahmoud
vs
Dickface

190 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
24
180 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Amir Mahmoud!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Mahmoud bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Dickface throws a couple of strikes even though he's not really in a good position to do so.
Dickface has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Mahmoud misses with the ground and pound.
Dickface wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.

Mahmoud swings around for an armbar but Dickface sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Mahmoud's guard.
Mahmoud has momentary wrist control but Dickface slips an elbow through the middle.
Mahmoud is breathing heavily.
Dickface scoring with punches to the head and body.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickface scoring with some ground and pound.
Dickface sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Mahmoud's guard.
Mahmoud has hold of Dickface's hands but Dickface slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mahmoud really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dickface takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mahmoud is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dickface scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dickface is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Mahmoud is rocked!
Dickface lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Mahmoud! More strikes land and this one is all over! Dickface jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Dickface!