PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guntur Llaripukinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Llaripukinen comes into the arena with Elvis Presley - True Love Travels On A Gravel Road blaring out of the sound system. Jeremy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Motörhead - Killed By Death. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Llaripukinen
vs
Jeremy

193 cm
24
260 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

167 cm
26
280 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™
Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Guntur Llaripukinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Llaripukinen moves out of range.
Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Llaripukinen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.

Jeremy rushes Llaripukinen and presses him up against the cage.
Llaripukinen avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Llaripukinen tries to pull guard but Jeremy won't allow it.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Guntur Llaripukinen has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Llaripukinen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jeremy smiles and moves away.
Jeremy lunges at Llaripukinen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Llaripukinen's hand.
Jeremy takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Llaripukinen is avoiding it.
Llaripukinen throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Llaripukinen circles away.
Jeremy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Llaripukinen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Llaripukinen misses with the combination.
Llaripukinen throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Llaripukinen swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Llaripukinen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Llaripukinen.
Llaripukinen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jeremy's head backwards.
Llaripukinen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fighters circling - Llaripukinen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Llaripukinen paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Jeremy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Llaripukinen in his tracks for a moment.
Llaripukinen blocks an elbow strike.
Llaripukinen blocks an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Llaripukinen in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Llaripukinen blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above Llaripukinen 's eye.

Guntur Llaripukinen's cut is getting worse.
Llaripukinen lands with a short shot to the head.
Llaripukinen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Guntur Llaripukinen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Guntur Llaripukinen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Guntur Llaripukinen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!