PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and strong arm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzannavabizch's entrance music is PISTOLERO - SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD. A fine choice. The key to victory for Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Uzannavabizch
vs
arm

189 cm
20
215 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

193 cm
23
215 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, strong arm!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
arm is trying hard to land a takedown here. Uzannavabizch sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice looking combination but arm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
arm misses with a body shot.
arm is trying hard to land a takedown here. Uzannavabizch sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nice shot lands for Uzannavabizch.
A punch combination from Uzannavabizch misses.
Uzannavabizch throws a nice looking combination but arm bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Uzannavabizch pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces arm back to the ropes. Uzannavabizch follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like strong arm has been cut.
arm shoots in looking for a takedown. Uzannavabizch tries to sprawl out of it but arm keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Uzannavabizch manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of strong arm.
Uzannavabizch throws a sloppy head kick and arm moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
arm keeps the fight on the outside.
Uzannavabizch slips under a jab from arm.
arm shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Uzannavabizch as he jumps to the side.
arm gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Uzannavabizch.
Uzannavabizch tries a head kick but it misses.
arm takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
arm is trying desperately to land a takedown but Uzannavabizch is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for arm.
Uzannavabizch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uzannavabizch ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Uzannavabizch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Uzannavabizch misses with a jab to the body
letting arm counter with a right hand.
Uzannavabizch looks to land a combination but arm avoids it well.
Uzannavabizch scores with a crisp jab that stopped arm in his tracks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
arm fails with a takedown attempt.
Uzannavabizch throws a right and a left that arm avoids nicely.
arm shoots for a double leg takedown but Uzannavabizch sprawls well. He's pushed arm's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
arm closes this distance looking for a takedown but Uzannavabizch circles away.
arm looks gassed!
Uzannavabizch connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Uzannavabizch lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as arm backs up against the ropes.
A cross from Uzannavabizch lands.
Uzannavabizch stalks arm and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into arm's face. arm staggers backwards, shaken.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzannavabizch lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Uzannavabizch. That snapped arm's head back.
Uzannavabizch lunges at arm with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by arm's hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
arm shoots in but no luck this time.
Uzannavabizch slips under a jab from arm.
Uzannavabizch lands a nice shot to the body.
Uzannavabizch misses with a series of wild punches.
arm throws a lazy right hand but Uzannavabizch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crunch! Uzannavabizch slams his shin into arm's torso.
Uzannavabizch connects with a right hand. arm shakes it off.
Uzannavabizch throws a series of strikes that have arm backpedaling.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Uzannavabizch.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh arm got wobbled bad by a big combination! Uzannavabizch presses forward with punches and knees until arm stumbles to the ground! The ref watches arm closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch!