PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Glen Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Felix Tilthammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quagmire's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Die MotherFucker Die. Tilthammer has chosen Autumn - Suffer the wild dogs as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Quagmire
vs
Tilthammer

185 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

197 cm
28
214 lbs
19 - 6 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Koffin Inc.
MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Glen Quagmire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Felix Tilthammer!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quagmire throws a right hand that Tilthammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Tilthammer also avoids with ease.
Tilthammer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Quagmire's calf.
A telegraphed right hand from Quagmire misses the target.
Quagmire just misses with a punch to the body.
Tilthammer is looking to slow Quagmire down with leg kicks.
Quagmire looks to score with a jab to the body but Tilthammer is just out of range.
Tilthammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Quagmire.
Tilthammer dodges the punch combination from Quagmire.
Tilthammer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tilthammer throws a leg kick which misses Quagmire's front leg but catches the back leg as Quagmire tries to avoid it.
Tilthammer scores with a leg kick.
Quagmire throws a leg kick
and Tilthammer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Quagmire's knee momentarily.
The fighters circling - Quagmire throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Glen Quagmire seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quagmire misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Tilthammer counters with a body kick that stops Quagmire in his tracks momentarily.
Quagmire is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Tilthammer closes the distance and clinches.
Quagmire tries to break free but Tilthammer pushes him back against the cage.
Tilthammer missing with knees to the body.
Tilthammer lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Glen Quagmire has been cut.
Quagmire looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Tilthammer lands an elbow inside that Quagmire shrugs off.
Tilthammer stalling against the cage.
Tilthammer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tilthammer lands a knee to the body.
Tilthammer trying to land knees to the body.
Tilthammer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Quagmire in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Tilthammer scores with a hook to the body.
Tilthammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quagmire.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tilthammer obliges.
Tilthammer gets through Quagmire's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tilthammer lands a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tilthammer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Tilthammer scores a nice knee to the body.
Tilthammer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Tilthammer pushes Quagmire back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Glen Quagmire's cut is getting worse.
Tilthammer stalling against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Tilthammer.
Knees to the body from Tilthammer.
A body shot lands from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Quagmire in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Tilthammer just leaning against Quagmire, taking a breather.
Tilthammer continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
A right handed body shot lands from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer lands a good knee to the midsection. Quagmire won't want to take too many of those.
Quagmire takes a knee to the side of the body.
Tilthammer is struggling to control the position.
Tilthammer lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tilthammer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tilthammer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tilthammer.

Glen Quagmire's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Tilthammer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Come on Tilthammer - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Quagmire on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Quagmire is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Tilthammer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Quagmire in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Tilthammer.
Tilthammer lands a body punch.
Tilthammer is struggling to control the position.
Quagmire is trying to push Tilthammer away but Tilthammer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tilthammer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Quagmire is defending well for now.
Quagmire blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tilthammer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tilthammer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer lands a body punch.
Tilthammer is stalling here.
Tilthammer stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Quagmire can't break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tilthammer.
Quagmire takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tilthammer digs a right hand into Quagmire's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Quagmire's gas tank.
Tilthammer keeps control of Quagmire as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Quagmire working hard to break the clinch.
Tilthammer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tilthammer scores with a shot to the side of Quagmire's head.
Tilthammer slowing the pace effectively.
Tilthammer has Quagmire pressed against the cage, preventing Quagmire from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Tilthammer stalling in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Quagmire managing to block the knees to the body from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Quagmire.
Tilthammer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Quagmire lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Tilthammer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Quagmire scores with a shoulder strike.
Tilthammer crunches a lovely knee into Quagmire's ribcage.
Tilthammer is stalling here.
Tilthammer digs a right hand into Quagmire's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Quagmire's gas tank.
Tilthammer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Quagmire managing to block the knees to the body from Tilthammer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire is trying to break the clinch but Tilthammer has him pressed against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Tilthammer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quagmire's defenses.
Quagmire is trying to force a seperation but Tilthammer has the dominant position.
Quagmire takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tilthammer will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Quagmire up against the cage.
Tilthammer lands a body punch.
Quagmire can't break the clinch.
Tilthammer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Quagmire avoids it.
Tilthammer missing with knees to the body.
Quagmire throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tilthammer tries to land knees in the clinch but Quagmire avoids the damage to the body.
Quagmire wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Quagmire has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Quagmire tries to break free but Tilthammer pushes him back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Still in the clinch, Tilthammer scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tilthammer scores a nice knee to the body.
Quagmire misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tilthammer misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Quagmire.
Quagmire blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tilthammer tries to stall but Quagmire uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Felix Tilthammer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Glen Quagmire's cut.
That's time! Quagmire's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Tilthammer takes the fight into the clinch.
Tilthammer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tilthammer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Tilthammer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Tilthammer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tilthammer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Quagmire's efforts to push away.
Felix Tilthammer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Tilthammer missing with knees to the body.
Quagmire lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tilthammer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Quagmire wants to break the clinch but can't.
Quagmire avoiding damage as Tilthammer throws knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Quagmire as Tilthammer tries to tie him up.
Quagmire is trying to push Tilthammer away but Tilthammer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Quagmire doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quagmire wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Tilthammer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Jeez, Glen Quagmire's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Quagmire wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Quagmire lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Tilthammer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Glen Quagmire's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Felix Tilthammer!