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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rainbow Trout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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216 lbs
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205 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rainbow Trout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Joseph Jones and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisse bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
An inside leg kick from Trout misses.
Pisse throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trout will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pisse throws the left hand but Trout avoids the punch easily.
Pisse sizes up Trout with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Trout throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Trout. Pisse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Danga de danga de dang - Pisse scores with a four punch combination!
Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trout scores with a jab. Pisse acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Trout lands a nice shot to the body.
Trout clinches up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pisse fails to land.
Trout prevents a takedown attempt there.
Pisse takes a knee right on the jaw!
Trout tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Trout breaks the clinch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Pisse darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Pisse!
Trout buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Trout lands with an uppercut that bounces Pisse off the cage and back into rage.
Pisse blocks a head kick by Trout.
Trout tries a head kick but it misses.
Trout scores with a leg kick.
Trout throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Trout fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pisse is out of range.
Pisse stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Trout.
Trout misses with a head kick.
Trout forces Pisse back against the cage and clinches.
Trout manages to break the clinch.
Trout lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Trout is looking to land body kicks.
Trout throws a front kick aimed at Pisse's knee but Pisse avoids it well.
Trout looks to land a left hand but Pisse moved out of range nicely.
Trout lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisse connects with the punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Trout tries a head kick but it misses.
Pisse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Trout counters by clinching up.
Trout putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pisse in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Trout is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Pisse looks gassed!
Pisse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Trout lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Pisse doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pisse on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Trout lands a damaging elbow.
Trout lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Nisse Pisse has been cut.
Pisse tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Trout smiles and moves away.
A head kick misses from Trout.
Pisse lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Trout throws a body kick that misses.
Trout throws a push kick but Pisse slaps the foot to one side.
Trout feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pisse's calf.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Trout there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sloppy strikes from Pisse. Those never looked like landing.
Pisse jabs Trout to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pisse looks to land a right hand but Trout moved out of range.
Trout thumps Pisse with a low kick.
Trout misses the shot to the body.
Trout lands a jab to the head.
Pisse checks a leg kick.
Rainbow Trout seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisse walks forward, straight into a front kick from Trout.
Some bone on bone action there as Pisse checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Trout darts in and clinches Pisse up against the cage.
Pisse drops down looking for an ankle pick but Trout pulls his leg out and moves away.
Rainbow Trout has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nisse Pisse.
Trout lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pisse takes a step back to recover.
Pisse avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trout gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trout unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Trout breaks the clinch.
Trout is looking to slow Pisse down with leg kicks.
Trout closes the distance and clinches.
Nice elbow from Trout.
Trout landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Trout lands a nice knee to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Trout.
Trout breaks the clinch.
Trout tries to close the distance and clinch but Pisse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pisse takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Trout takes the fight into the clinch.
Trout stalling against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pisse tries to pull guard but Trout won't allow it.
Pisse tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Trout is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pisse is defending well for now.
Trout unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rainbow Trout dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nisse Pisse's cut.
That's time! Trout's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Pisse sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Trout finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Trout swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trout fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisse manages to avoid it.
Jab by Trout.
Trout looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A lazy left from Pisse finds it's target.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Trout misses with a low kick.
Trout scores with a head kick. Pisse tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Pisse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Trout.
Pisse throws a right hand that Trout ducks under and follows up with a left that Trout also avoids with ease.
Trout avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisse misses with a double jab
and Trout counters with a slapping leg kick.
Trout has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pisse is breathing heavily.
Trout manages to break the clinch.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trout rushes Pisse and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Trout lands a nice knee to the body.
Trout scores a nice knee to the body.
Trout lands a knee to the body.
Trout breaks from the clinch.
A good leg kick by Trout.
Trout is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Trout closes the distance and clinches.
Trout escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pisse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Trout is looking to chop away at Pisse's legs.
Trout moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
Trout connects with the punch.
Trout takes the fight into the clinch.
Trout lands a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Trout pushes off an throws an elbow but Pisse leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Knees to the body from Trout.
Trout lands a knee to the head.
The referee calls for Trout to work.
Pisse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trout is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Trout putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pisse in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Trout obliges.
Pisse fails to pull guard.
Trout is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Trout crunches a lovely knee into Pisse's ribcage.
Trout working Pisse over with knees to the body.
Trout's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A solid leg kick lands there for Trout.
Pisse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trout looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Trout lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rainbow Trout is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Trout.
Pisse avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trout throws a nice head kick!
Pisse scores with a jab to the jaw.
Trout wants to clinch.
Trout is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pisse can do to turn this around?
Trout tries a head kick but it misses.
Trout closes the distance and pushes Pisse back into the cage.
Pisse tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Trout being controlled against the cage.
Pisse goes for a takedown in the clinch but Trout prevents it.
Rainbow Trout has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nisse Pisse.
Pisse tries to circle away but Trout has him pinned against the cage.
Pisse tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Trout just stands there and leans against the cage.
Pisse tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Trout just stands there and leans against the cage.
Trout lands a knee to the head.
Trout breaks from the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse throws a low kick but it's checked well by Trout.
Pisse throws a right hand that Trout ducks under and follows up with a left that Trout also avoids with ease.
Trout throws a leg kick but Pisse checks it.
Trout pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trout throws a push kick but Pisse slaps the foot to one side.
Trout throws a front kick aimed at Pisse's knee but Pisse avoids it well.
Trout throws a head kick that misses.
Pisse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisse keeps the fight on the outside.
Pisse misses with a wild combination.
Pisse lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Trout avoids it well.
Pisse will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A clash of legs there as Pisse blocks the low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Trout does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rainbow Trout dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nisse Pisse's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Danga de danga de dang - Trout scores with a four punch combination!
Trout tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Trout throws a leg kick
and Pisse counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Trout thinking.
Trout is looking to clinch.
Pisse avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Trout throws a sloppy head kick and Pisse moves out of range easily.
Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trout takes a jab right on the kisser.
Trout misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body punch from Pisse.
Trout misses with a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Trout.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pisse takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pisse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Trout.
Trout throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisse.
Trout throws a leg kick but Pisse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trout misses with a low kick.
Pisse tries to keep at a distance but Trout has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pisse tries to pull guard but Trout won't allow it.
Pisse managing to block the knees to the body from Trout.
Pisse avoiding damage as Trout throws knees to the body.
Trout is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Trout breaks from the clinch.
Trout wants to clinch.
Trout walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pisse checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pisse falls off balance throwing a combination
and Trout counters with a nice kick to the body.
Trout throws a hook but Pisse blocks it.
Nice straight punches there by Pisse. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pisse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trout tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pisse misses with a body shot
and Trout counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Trout lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Trout gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Trout with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Trout stalling in the clinch but Pisse improves position.
Pisse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pisse fails to pull guard.
Pisse jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Trout walks away with a smile on his face. Pisse gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Rainbow Trout has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nisse Pisse.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Trout does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good work by Pisse as he checks the leg kick.
Trout looks for the body kick but Pisse saw that one coming.
Pisse throws a low kick, looking for Trout's leg but Trout calmly moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Trout does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trout fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pisse is out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Pisse scores with a four punch combination!
Trout throws a head kick but Pisse moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trout throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pisse keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trout looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Trout connects with a leg kick. Pisse looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Trout takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sloppy strikes from Pisse. Those never looked like landing.
Left hook, right uppercut from Pisse.
Pisse moves out of range of the body kick.
Pisse misses with a body shot.
Pisse misses with a two punch combination.
Trout motions for Pisse to come forward. Trout throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Trout misses with a body shot
and Pisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisse takes a kick to the side of the head.
Trout tries to clinch there but Pisse circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trout throws a leg kick but Pisse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Trout misses with a low kick.
Pisse uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trout.
Trout throws a looping overhand right but Pisse ducks down to avoid it.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse avoids the head kick by Trout.
Trout gets a clinch.
Pisse tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pisse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pisse tries for a takedown. No joy.
Trout's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Trout misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pisse.
Trout throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pisse blocks it with crossed arms.
Trout tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pisse wants a takedown.
Nisse Pisse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Trout scores a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Pisse fails to land.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rainbow Trout showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Trout has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:26
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rainbow Trout!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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