PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Il (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grammy Married Sokojuice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Sokojuice's choice of entrance music: DEATH - Spirit Crusher. Grammy Married Sokojuice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Jong Il
vs
Married Sokojuice

192 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

186 cm
20
236 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong Il!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Grammy Married Sokojuice!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Sokojuice darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sokojuice fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Left hook, right uppercut from Sokojuice.

It looks like Kim Jong Il has been cut.
Sokojuice misses with a combination

and Il counters with a takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Il is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Sokojuice knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Sokojuice wants to get back to his feet.
Sokojuice sneaks back into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Sokojuice kicks off Il and gets to his feet.
Sokojuice throws a right hand that misses

and Il counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Il.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Il won't allow Sokojuice to get back to his feet.

Sokojuice pushes Il off and scrambles back to his feet.
Sokojuice will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A right-left combo lands from Sokojuice.
Sokojuice swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Il counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Il.
Sokojuice wants to stand but Il is controlling the position.
Sokojuice throws some shots to the body, keeping his opponent honest.
Sokojuice wants to stand but Il is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sokojuice is looking to stand back up but Il counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Sokojuice.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Il maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Sokojuice could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Il has cracked it and Sokojuice is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Il!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kim Jong Il!