PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tim Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bear
vs
Johnson

180 cm
21
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

179 cm
27
196 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tim Bear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Turd Johnson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bear tries to clinch up but Johnson circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Johnson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Johnson takes one to the chin there.

It looks like Turd Johnson has been cut.
Bear misses with an uppercut. Johnson saw that one coming.
Bear scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Johnson slips under a jab.
Johnson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bear looks to score with a jab to the body but Johnson is just out of range.
Bear rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Johnson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bear.
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bear.

Johnson scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Johnson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Bear is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Johnson tries to stand but Bear controls the position and pulls Johnson into his guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

Johnson drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bear looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bear looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bear!
Bear in side control, just content to control the action for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Johnson tries to improve position but can't.
Johnson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Johnson manages to work his way to half guard, despite Bear's best efforts.
Johnson trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Bear manages to pass to mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson is trying to reverse the position but instead Bear has taken his back - oops!
Johnson is really stuck here.
Bear has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Johnson's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bear is hanging on to Johnson's back as he tries to escape.
Bear gets his hands free as Johnson looks to control.
Bear slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Johnson tries to escape but Bear has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Bear dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd Johnson's cut.
That's time! Bear's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bear will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Johnson slips under a jab from Bear.
Johnson shoots for a double leg takedown but Bear sprawls well. He's pushed Johnson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bear throws a shot from downtown. Johnson moves away and avoids it.

Bear clinches up with Johnson and pushes him back against the cage.
Bear prevents the takedown attempt.
Still in the clinch, Bear scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bear working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bear lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bear lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bear stops a takedown attempt from Johnson.
Tim Bear has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Johnson.
Johnson wants a takedown but no success here.
Bear lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good body shot from Bear.
Bear pushes Johnson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bear lands a nice uppercut.

Bear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Johnson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bear changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Johnson is breathing heavily.
Bear throws a hook to the side of Johnson's head but Johnson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tim Bear seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Bear misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear throws a jab but it's blocked by Johnson.
Johnson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Johnson walks into a stiff left hand from Bear.
Bear lands a nice hook to Johnson's body. Johnson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bear darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Bear cracks Johnson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bear has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Johnson to stand back up!

Johnson is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bear.

Bear feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Johnson sprawling to the canvas! Johnson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Bear finish him?!
Johnson is still on wobbly legs! Can Bear finish him?
Johnson switches off momentarily and Bear cracks him with a monster right hand! Johnson topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Bear dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Bear!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tim Bear!