PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tam Tam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bitch Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Tam
vs
Tits

183 cm
25
170 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

178 cm
23
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tam Tam!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bitch Tits!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tam misses with a series of wild punches.
Tam lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tits circles away quickly and effectively.
Tam Tam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tam feints a jab promting Tits to slip. Tam then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Tits slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Tam looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tam misses with a two punch combination.
Tits throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Tam's waist but Tam gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Tits off to one side.
Tam fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tam scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Tam throws a series of punches but Tits avoids them all with ease.
Tam defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tits.
Tam misses with a double jab.
Tam tries to bum rush Tits with a series of wild strikes but Tits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tits fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tam Tam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Tam misses with a series of wild punches.
Tits misses with a takedown attempt - Tam sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tam lunges at Tits with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tits's hand.
Tam scores with a nice strike.
Tam scores with a jab to the jaw.
Tam fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tam throws a right hand that Tits ducks under and follows up with a left that Tits also avoids with ease.
Tits dives in and grabs Tam's left leg, looking for a takedown. Tam pushes down on Tits's head and hops out.
Tam defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tits.
Tam misses with a double jab.

Tam gets caught flat footed, as Tits shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Tits wants to pass the guard but Tam is keeping the position.
Tam wants to stand up but Tits is controlling him.
Tam wants to sweep but no luck.

Tam has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Tits off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tits scores with a takedown into Tam's guard.
Tits looks gassed!
Tam looking for a sweep. Not yet Tam, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tits passes into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tits trying to control from half guard but Tam is working away.
Tam trying to control from the bottom.
Tam moves into full guard.
Tam wants to sweep here but Tits controlling him for the moment.
Tam knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tits on the ground.
Tam keeping moving, preventing Tits from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tam looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Tits pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Tam is keeping the position for now.
Tam wants to sweep here but Tits controlling him for the moment.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Tam misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tam.

Tits darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Tits wants to free his trapped foot but Tam is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tits passes the guard and advances to mount!
Tits wants to take his opponent's back but Tam doesn't allow it.
Tits controlling from the full mount.
Tits avoids the attempt from Tam to control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tits tries to control but Tam wriggling away.
Tits with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tam Tam dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Tam misses with a looping left.
Tam throws a right and a left that both miss.
Tam throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tits on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tam misses with a double jab.
Tits keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tam.
Tits takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tam tries to close the distance and clinch but Tits swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tits closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Tam Tam is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Tits is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Tam's half guard.
Tits is trying to control the action in half guard but Tam is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Tam is looking to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tits is looking to take a break and control but Tam is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Tits content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Tam moves into full guard.
Tits content to stall in guard here.
Tam managing to control the position.
Tam wants to stand up but Tits is controlling him.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Bitch Tits was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Tam throws a series of punches but Tits avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tam stalks Tits and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tits's face. Tits staggers backwards, shaken.
Tam shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Tits eats them both and turns towards Tam to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Tam lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tits circles away quickly and effectively.
Tam misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tits shoots in but Tam avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Tits shoots in for a takedown but Tam shows good takedown defense.

Tam moves into the clinch successfully.
Tits is working for takedown but Tam is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tam Tam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.

Tam breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tam rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tits misses with a takedown attempt - Tam sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tits is breathing heavily.
Tam tries to clinch but Tits moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tam swinging wildly here.
Tam throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Tam cracks Tits with an open hand slap.
Tits shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tam throws a right hand that Tits ducks under and follows up with a left that Tits also avoids with ease.
No luck for Tits with that takedown attempt.

Tam bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Tits on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Tam taking a break here but Tits is having none of it and regains half guard.
Tam missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tam thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Tits trying to hold on to Tam's head to control him but Tam postures up.
Tits avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tam.
Tam throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tam is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Tits has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Tam is working away from the top position though.
Tits keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tam Tam dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Tits shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Tam counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tam throws a one two combo.
A combination from Tam does no damage.
Tam throws a right hand that Tits ducks under and follows up with a left that Tits also avoids with ease.
Tam connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tam connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Tam throws a series of punches but Tits avoids them all with ease.
Tam misses with a two punch combination.
Tam closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Tam looks to land a combination but Tits avoids it well.
A jab from Tam finds it's way through Tits's defenses.
Tam throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Tam Tam is winning the standup battle so far.
Tits takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tam scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tam displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Tam, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tits gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tam misses with a two punch combination.
Tam throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tits.
Tam misses with a double jab.
Tam throws a jab but it's blocked by Tits.
Tam fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tits shoots and misses
and Tam counters with a straight right hand.
Tam misses with a series of wild punches.
Tam misses with a few strikes there.
Tam is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Tits shoots in but no luck this time.
Tam Tam has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bitch Tits.
Tits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tam.
Tam Tam is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Tam throws a combination. Tits tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Danga de danga de dang - Tam scores with a four punch combination!
Some wild striking there from Tam.
Tits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Tam shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Tits moves into full guard.
Tam stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tits swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tits keeping moving, preventing Tam from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tam not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Tits looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tam is one step ahead there.
Tam showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Bitch Tits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

The ref stands the fighters back up. Tam Tam wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Tits walks into a straight right hand from Tam.

Tits drives through with a takedown into guard.
Tam seems keen to control Tits's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tam looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tits is one step ahead there.
Tam keeping full guard, as Tits tries to pass.
Tam is pulling down on Tits's head. It's preventing any offense from Tits, at least for the moment.
Tam wants to sweep but no luck.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Tam Tam.
Jab from Tam.
Tam looks to land a combination but Tits avoids it well.
Tam misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tits with a lazy takedown attempt
and Tam counters with a series of strikes. Tits will be more careful next time no doubt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tam Tam showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Tam, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tam Tam!