PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Fark McGeeZax (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Multiple Sclerosis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fark McGeeZax could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Multiple Sclerosis's chin.

McGeeZax
vs
Sclerosis

170 cm
19
142 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

162 cm
20
140 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fark McGeeZax!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Multiple Sclerosis!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sclerosis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax dodges the punch combination from Sclerosis.
Sclerosis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McGeeZax swivels and escapes.
McGeeZax walks into a jab.
Sclerosis looks to land a combination but McGeeZax avoids it well.
McGeeZax feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sclerosiss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sclerosis fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Sclerosis misses with the combination.
McGeeZax lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
Sclerosis looks to land a combination but McGeeZax avoids it well.
McGeeZax avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sclerosis throws a left and a right that both miss
and McGeeZax counters with a two punch combo.
A slow jab from Sclerosis misses its intended target.
A jab from McGeeZax finds it's way through Sclerosis's defenses.
McGeeZax lands the left hand.
McGeeZax will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McGeeZax lands a really nice looking cross but Sclerosis seems unphased.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sclerosis takes one to the side of the head.
McGeeZax shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sclerosis eats them both and turns towards McGeeZax to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Sclerosis throws a nice looking combination but McGeeZax bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McGeeZax takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sclerosis throws a hook but McGeeZax avoids it easily.
Sclerosis throws a right and a left that both miss.
McGeeZax pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Sclerosis scores a takedown into full mount!
McGeeZax tries to hold on but Sclerosis postures up.
McGeeZax is trying to escape the mount.
McGeeZax wants to control but Sclerosis is having none of it.
McGeeZax is desperately trying to improve his position but Sclerosis has a good base and remains in mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sclerosis content just to control the position here.
McGeeZax gets back to half guard.

McGeeZax looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Sclerosis looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McGeeZax is not content to let Sclerosis control the position.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Multiple Sclerosis wasn't active enough on the ground.
McGeeZax will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sclerosis misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sclerosis takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sclerosis misses with a wild body shot.
McGeeZax lands a body shot.

Sclerosis shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. McGeeZax manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
McGeeZax throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
McGeeZax wants to sweep but no luck.
McGeeZax wants to stand up but Sclerosis is controlling him.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McGeeZax manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sclerosis manages to get himself to full guard.
McGeeZax in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

McGeeZax is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Sclerosis is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Sclerosis has escaped and now he's on top!
McGeeZax is breathing heavily.
Sclerosis postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McGeeZax is working an open guard so Sclerosis takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
McGeeZax swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sclerosis throws a right and a left that McGeeZax avoids nicely.
Sclerosis tries for a takedown but McGeeZax sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Fark McGeeZax has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Multiple Sclerosis.
McGeeZax lands with an overhand left.
McGeeZax is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sclerosis throws a hook but McGeeZax avoids it easily.
McGeeZax lands with a nice body punch.
McGeeZax connects with a body shot that sends Sclerosis's belly button to the back.
Sclerosis looks to land a combination but McGeeZax avoids it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGeeZax displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sclerosis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McGeeZax counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McGeeZax takes a swing at Sclerosis's ribcage but misses.
McGeeZax fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McGeeZax with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fark McGeeZax will probably get the nod.
That's time! McGeeZax's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nice defenses there by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax moves out of range as Sclerosis strikes.
No joy there for Sclerosis, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sclerosis throws a left and a right that both miss
letting McGeeZax counter with a right hand.
McGeeZax scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McGeeZax will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sclerosis misses with a wild combination.
Sclerosis has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
McGeeZax misses with a series of wild punches.
A cross from McGeeZax lands.
Sclerosis shoots in for a double leg but McGeeZax sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Sclerosis is breathing heavily.
McGeeZax throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sclerosis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The fighters circling - McGeeZax throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGeeZax misses with a two punch combination.
Sclerosis digs a good hook to McGeeZax's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sclerosis misses with a jab, cross combination.
McGeeZax lands the left hand.
McGeeZax throws a right hand that Sclerosis ducks under and follows up with a left that Sclerosis also avoids with ease.
McGeeZax scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice uppercut lands for McGeeZax. That snapped Sclerosis's head back.
Sclerosis scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McGeeZax doesn't seem bothered though.
Fark McGeeZax is winning the standup battle so far.
A nice combination there by McGeeZax.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGeeZax. Sclerosis does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sclerosis avoids the body shot from McGeeZax.

Sclerosis shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Sclerosis showed some decent athleticism there.
Sclerosis prevents McGeeZax from standing back up.
McGeeZax regains full guard. Nicely done.
Sclerosis tries to free his leg and advance position but McGeeZax is retaining full guard.
Sclerosis won't allow McGeeZax to sweep him here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sclerosis decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Sclerosis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fark McGeeZax is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sclerosis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sclerosis is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
McGeeZax throws a combination. Sclerosis tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sclerosis shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sclerosis throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McGeeZax thuds his right hand into Sclerosis's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sclerosis darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sclerosis looks to land a right hand but McGeeZax moved out of range.
Sclerosis blocks a jab.
Fark McGeeZax seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sclerosis lands with a cross.
McGeeZax misses with a double jab.
Sclerosis misses with a shot to the body
and McGeeZax cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fark McGeeZax is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice defenses there by Sclerosis.
McGeeZax throws a jab but it's blocked by Sclerosis.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
Sclerosis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sclerosis scores with a punch to the head.
McGeeZax keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fark McGeeZax has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Multiple Sclerosis.
A nice combination there by Sclerosis.
McGeeZax with a jab.
Sclerosis takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McGeeZax throws a jab but it's blocked by Sclerosis.
Sclerosis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sclerosis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McGeeZax counters with a nice body shot.
Jab, jab by McGeeZax - just one landing.
McGeeZax lands a two punch combo.
McGeeZax takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sclerosis takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The fighters circle momentarily. McGeeZax darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
McGeeZax connects with a right hand. Sclerosis shakes it off.
Jab from McGeeZax.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax tries to bum rush Sclerosis with a series of wild strikes but Sclerosis uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McGeeZax lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sclerosis shoots for a double leg takedown but McGeeZax sprawls well. He's pushed Sclerosis's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
McGeeZax misses with a wild combination.
McGeeZax misses with a double jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by McGeeZax!
McGeeZax tests Sclerosis's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McGeeZax connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sclerosis. Sclerosis circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A punch lands to the side of Sclerosis 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sclerosis shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McGeeZax swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sclerosis blocks a jab.
McGeeZax lands a lovely overhand right.
Sclerosis throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McGeeZax on the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fark McGeeZax dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

McGeeZax works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Sclerosis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McGeeZax lands with a shot to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Sclerosis scores with a four punch combination!
McGeeZax throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Sclerosis is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in McGeeZax's half guard.
Sclerosis is pressing down on McGeeZax's thigh, looking to free his foot. McGeeZax is holding on for now.
McGeeZax is looking for a sweep. Sclerosis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Sclerosis not doing much here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McGeeZax looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sclerosis tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
McGeeZax is looking for a sweep. Sclerosis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McGeeZax missing with punches from the bottom.

Sclerosis decides to stand and escape the position.
McGeeZax throws a shot from downtown. Sclerosis moves away and avoids it.
Sclerosis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice straight punches there by Sclerosis. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sclerosis.
Sclerosis swinging wildly here.
McGeeZax scores with a jab to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McGeeZax slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
McGeeZax ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McGeeZax lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sclerosis circles away quickly and effectively.
Sclerosis fails to land with a series of punches.
McGeeZax connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sclerosis throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGeeZax throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sclerosis counters with a three punch combo that has McGeeZax backing up. McGeeZax nods at Sclerosis to acknowledge the strikes.
Sclerosis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McGeeZax misses with a series of wild punches.
McGeeZax connects with a single shot there.
Sclerosis drops his hands momentarily and McGeeZax takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sclerosis comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McGeeZax darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McGeeZax bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sclerosis's head backwards.
Sclerosis misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax lands a jab.
McGeeZax uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sclerosis.
Sclerosis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McGeeZax with a nice cross.
Sclerosis throws a right and a left that both miss.
Good exchange - McGeeZax coming out on top.
McGeeZax lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sclerosis shoots for a takedown but McGeeZax saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McGeeZax shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Sclerosis eats them both and turns towards McGeeZax to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Sclerosis takes one to the chin there.
Sclerosis has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McGeeZax finds it's way round the side to connect with Sclerosis's head.
Sclerosis shoots and misses
and Sclerosis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McGeeZax comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sclerosis takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sclerosis swings away with a body shot that misses
and McGeeZax cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGeeZax misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McGeeZax lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McGeeZax lands with a cross.
McGeeZax misses with a straight right.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sclerosis.
Fark McGeeZax has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Multiple Sclerosis.
Jab by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax cracks a nice hook into Sclerosis's ribs.
Sclerosis lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
A left lands for McGeeZax.
Sclerosis takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McGeeZax is working the combinations to good effect here.
McGeeZax cracks a nice hook into Sclerosis's ribs.
McGeeZax scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Multiple Sclerosis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fark McGeeZax is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McGeeZax dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McGeeZax scores with a jab to the jaw.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fark McGeeZax.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGeeZax, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fark McGeeZax!