PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between rodney dangerfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang has chosen Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

dangerfield
vs
Lang

200 cm
22
285 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

214 cm
21
274 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, rodney dangerfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
dangerfield throws a jab when Lang was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lang. dangerfield does a little dance to reset his feet.
dangerfield closes this distance looking for a takedown but Lang circles away.
dangerfield shoots in for a takedown but Lang shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Lang looks to land a combination. dangerfield sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like rodney dangerfield has been cut.
Lang fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lang avoids the head kick by dangerfield.
Lang throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
dangerfield is breathing heavily.
Lang cracks the inside of dangerfield's front leg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lang misses with a series of wild punches.
Lang lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! dangerfield goes down and covers up as Lang starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clubber Lang!